12 Of The Stupidest Questions Ever Asked On The Internet

Off With The Pinky

Off With The Pinky

Granted, I haven't done a whole heap of this sort of work, however, I'd say that just a pair of bolt cutters should be enough to do the trick, right?

Ice Cube

Ice Cube

Wouldn't it be awesome to be in this person's family?! I mean, not so much if they were in charge of anything, ever, but more that you'd simply be able to fuck with them whenever you got bored. If they really are this dumb then they kind of deserve it, I think.



Hungry For Education

Hungry For Education

Pocahontas; the first winner of the Hunger Games. It simply doesn't get more hilarious than that, ladies and gents.

Gif Me A Break

Gif Me A Break

So, I like to take the opportunity to indulge in a Gif-related pun whenever the chance presents itself. Sue me!



Worst. Name. Ever.

Worst. Name. Ever.

I think it's the best name ever so long as it isn't in my family. If it is, then it is the worst name ever!

Natural History

Natural History

Both, actually. But we don't have time for a natural history lesson right now.

Go stick you hand in the blender and turn it on. Tell me how it feels.



All In good Time...

All In good Time...

If you were raised to believe that anything is possible, then I'm afraid you were misled. There are a few things which are not possible. Biebs is not Cobain, that's one of the things that isn't possible. There are a whole host of things of a more personal nature which you'll be disappointed by but we think it's best that you discover them in due time.

Doubting the Skeleton

Doubting the Skeleton

We wonder if this person hasn't got their Halloween costumes mixed up and in the spirit of not confusing them too much, we're just going to offer this vague response; "Anything's possible".



Donn't Ask Me How

Donn't Ask Me How

Yeah, the only real problem I can see here is that it's difficult to find an oven with a minus 325 degree setting. Other than that, everything seems legit.

Sure, It Does

Sure, It Does

Do you think that the person who answered this question has ever read the philosophical musings of Austria's third most famous forward thinker (yep - Hitler and Arnie) Ludwig Wittgenstein? If you don't know what that means then I suggest looking it up and growing back some of the brain cells you'll damage reading these stupid questions.



YOU DON'T

YOU DON'T

DUDE, YOU'RE TOTALLY STUCK WITH IT FOR LIFE! THE END.

Winter Sun

Winter Sun

Yeah, the Sun is definitely about 30 degrees in winter (Celsius, we're guessing). It's basically like the south of Thailand. Same thing really.