20 Pics That Prove You Can't Trust Anyone These Days

We've got to find that interview.

We've got to find that interview.

If he doesn't do a great Cookie Monster voice, he's doing a great disservice to the universe.

it's not what you think.

it's not what you think.

It's yogurt with peach and apple strips. Nothing is trustworthy.



This monkey doesn't trust anybody.

This monkey doesn't trust anybody.

Hopefully, the toddler and the monkey go on crazy adventures together. Hollywood taught us that that should happen.

Well, to be fair, he only guarantees a "B."

Well, to be fair, he only guarantees a "B."

And he teaches, uh, "phisics," not spelling.



This is how you know that the other people at your gym don't trust you.

This is how you know that the other people at your gym don't trust you.

Either that, or someone's just really, really protective of their Speedo.

You sit on a throne of lies, snack bar.

You sit on a throne of lies, snack bar.

Also, you taste like dried cardboard.



That's the most untrustworthy way to package water.

That's the most untrustworthy way to package water.

It's also a great way to keep your water safe if you hang out with conspiracy theorists.

This parent literally trusts her child less than the other woman trusts her dog.

This parent literally trusts her child less than the other woman trusts her dog.

This seems sad. Well, hey, at least she's got her parenting skills on a short leash.



They also took our pineapple.

They also took our pineapple.

Now they have a pen and a pineapple. Hopefully, they don't create a pineapple-pen. 

If you have to tell them...

If you have to tell them...

...they're totally going to eat that hard drive. Also, everyone, don't do the "hard drive in a freezer" trick. It's really bad for the read/write heads.



Who says that the media's not trustworthy?

Who says that the media's not trustworthy?

Oh, right, everyone. Everyone says that.

Those lines, man.

Those lines, man.

Remove the "n" from "lines," and what do you have?



We dig this guy's style.

We dig this guy's style.

Fight the power.

This guy set these out on April Fool's Day.

This guy set these out on April Fool's Day.

There was nothing wrong with them.



Ah, vodka, you taste so pure, yet your lies are so filthy.

Ah, vodka, you taste so pure, yet your lies are so filthy.

Also, the hangovers aren't great.

Well, if Google doesn't trust Google, neither do we.

Well, if Google doesn't trust Google, neither do we.

But then again, we're not really surprised.



She doesn't trust her shoes, apparently.

She doesn't trust her shoes, apparently.

Also, that's an awful red circle if we've ever seen one.

Brand loyalty is important.

Brand loyalty is important.

Hey, if you pay more than it's worth, you're an idiot, right?



No. Just no.

No. Just no.

There's no way that these exist in a just and fair world.

Remember the "banana for scale" thing that hit the internet?

Remember the "banana for scale" thing that hit the internet?

Yeah, you can't trust anyone. Be vigilant.