25 Of The Weirdest Celebrity Child Names

Tu Morrow

Tu Morrow

Daughter of actor, Rob Morrow.

It kind of makes you wish your last name was Day so you could have a kid called Yester, right?

Pilot Inspektor

Pilot Inspektor

Son of actor, comedian and skateboarder, Jason Lee.

Since it's misspelled with a "k" I think it's totally fine...



Fifi Trixiebell

Fifi Trixiebell

Daughter of singer and activist, Sir Bob Geldof.

Could have gone with something normal and Irish like "Chloe" or "Katie". Or even one of the off-the-hook weird Irish names like "Caoimhe" or "Clodagh".

Chose this instead...

Peaches Honeyblossom

Peaches Honeyblossom

...But we're a fan of Sir Bob's earlier work....



Audio Science

Audio Science

Son of actress Shannon Sossamen.

If it's any consolation, little guy, your mom is really hot!

Diezel

Diezel

Son of Toni Braxton.

This is certainly not one of the worst we've ever heard. But there are those who would tell you the name won't age well. Then again, it's Hollywood so who really cares? He's in good company by the looks of the rest of this list!



Banjo

Banjo

Son of actress, Rachel Griffiths.

Not inbred, as far as we know...

Sage Moonblood

Sage Moonblood

Son of Sylvester Stallone.

He can call his kid whatever he wants; he's Rocky for God's sake!



Speck Wildhorse

Speck Wildhorse

Son of singer, John Mellencamp.

We think his name would have been cooler had his dad held on to the "Cougar" bit in his name. Like, Speck Wildhorse Cougar. Now that is a cool name!

Pirate

Pirate

Son of Korn vocalist, Johnathan Davis.



Rebel, Racer, Rogue, and Rocket...

Rebel, Racer, Rogue, and Rocket...

...Are the names of director, Robert Rodriguez's kids.

It's a bit like the Kardashians and their fondness for the letter "K".

Seven

Seven

Son of Andre 3000.

On the plus side, there's a cool movie by the same name starring Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman. On the downside, his name (which is presumably, Seven 3000) sounds like the beginning of a math problem, or perhaps a model of vacuum cleaner.



Camera

Camera

Daughter of tennis star, Arthur Ashe.

I don't know about you, but I think Camera Ashe is kind of cool...

Kyd

Kyd

Son of actor, David Duchovny.

Simply inspirational!



Satchel

Satchel

Son of Woody Allen (pictured) and Mia Farrow.

Is it any wonder he chooses to go by hus middle name, Ronan?

Buddy Bear, Petal Blossom Rainbow, and Daisy Boo...

Buddy Bear, Petal Blossom Rainbow, and Daisy Boo...

...are all children of celeb chef, Jamie Oliver.

Dude sounds like he's creating the cast for a Disney film.



Diva Thin Muffin

Diva Thin Muffin

Daughter of musician, Frank Zappa.

Yeah, probably drugs involved...

Moon Unit

Moon Unit

Another Zappa effort.

Seriously, "Moon Unit"! Need we say anything else?!



Bronx Mowgli

Bronx Mowgli

Son of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz.

Again, it's a pretty weird name but, as we have seen from most of the others on this list, it can get a lot worse! We're still getting over "Moon Unit".

Ocean

Ocean

Son of Forest Whitaker.

Personally, I think Forest Whitaker is the coolest, and "Ocean" is actually not a bad name. It's just that, well, there's an Ocean and a Forest in the same family. That's just a very small amount of lame.



Ireland

Ireland

Daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger.

The awesome thing is that this made me want to name a kid "Mozambique" or "People's Democratic Republic of Korea".

Jermajesty

Jermajesty

Son of Jermaine Jackson.

Well....he is related to royalty. So let's let him have it, yeah?



Kannon

Kannon

Son of actor, Kevin James.

A little stranger perhaps, but not the worst on this list by a long shot. It's actually quite kool.

Saint West

Saint West

Son of Kim and Kanye.

It's not even the worst name in the family. Some think it a lovely name. I think it's weird.



North West

North West

Daughter of Kim and Kanye.

It's just a direction on a compass or a map. That's all.