The 20 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes We've Ever Heard

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”

Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.”



Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger

“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.”

Bryant Gumbel

Bryant Gumbel

“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people."



Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell

“I look at modeling as something I’m doing for black people in general.”

Kathleen Turner

Kathleen Turner

“When I’m really hot, I can walk into a room and if a man doesn’t look at me, he’s probably gay.”



Deion Sanders

Deion Sanders

“When you say I committed adultery, are you stating before the marriage of 1996 or prior to?”

Jason Kidd

Jason Kidd

“We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”



Donald Trump

Donald Trump

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

Don King

Don King

“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.”



Yogi Berra

Yogi Berra

“Predictions are difficult, especially about the future.”

Joe Theismann

Joe Theismann

“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”



Samuel Goldwyn

Samuel Goldwyn

“I don’t think anybody should write his autobiography until after he’s dead.”

Racquel Welch

Racquel Welch

“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.”



Britney Spears

Britney Spears

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”

Britney (again)

Britney (again)

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.”



Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera

“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Alicia Silverstone

Alicia Silverstone

“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”



Paris Hilton (again)

Paris Hilton (again)

“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson

“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”

...and...

“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.”