25 Times When You Start To Rethink Your Choice Of Halloween Costume

When your child is embarrassed you didn’t dress as a male character.

When your child is embarrassed you didn’t dress as a male character.

When the only people rubbing your lamp are other men.

When the only people rubbing your lamp are other men.



When everyone is pushing instead of pulling.

When everyone is pushing instead of pulling.

When people forget you are in a costume.

When people forget you are in a costume.



When Child Protective Services gives you a call.

When Child Protective Services gives you a call.

When nobody at the party wants to talk to you.

When nobody at the party wants to talk to you.



When your legs are cold.

When your legs are cold.

When you realize you need to go out and buy more tin foil for your leftovers.

When you realize you need to go out and buy more tin foil for your leftovers.



When you remember you shaved your legs to complete the look.

When you remember you shaved your legs to complete the look.

When every is asking why there is so little meat on the pizza.

When every is asking why there is so little meat on the pizza.



When you figure out you used the wrong kind of paint for your Hulk costume.

When you figure out you used the wrong kind of paint for your Hulk costume.

When you can’t hold a beer at the Halloween party.

When you can’t hold a beer at the Halloween party.



When you are Chewbacca, but everyone just thinks you are a dog.

When you are Chewbacca, but everyone just thinks you are a dog.

When even your costume looks shocked that is what you decided to wear.

When even your costume looks shocked that is what you decided to wear.



When you aren’t next to your friend and you just look pregnant.

When you aren’t next to your friend and you just look pregnant.

When you get hungry and have to eat your costume.

When you get hungry and have to eat your costume.



When you try to walk, but can’t.

When you try to walk, but can’t.

When you are a “sexy” costume, but not a girl.

When you are a “sexy” costume, but not a girl.



When you recall that you are wearing a trashcan.

When you recall that you are wearing a trashcan.

When you have to keep your eyes closed all night.

When you have to keep your eyes closed all night.



When you need to hop everywhere.

When you need to hop everywhere.

When you can barely fit inside your house.

When you can barely fit inside your house.



When your arms are numb from doing the Carlton all night.

When your arms are numb from doing the Carlton all night.

When you see the bill for renting that horse.

When you see the bill for renting that horse.



When you have to lie down everywhere you go.

When you have to lie down everywhere you go.