If you don’t like bacon then you are in denial. And you suck.
Maybe you’re a vegetarian but I reckon that bacon would be the single most appealing feature with the potential to lure you to the dark side. It is delicious and has the potential to take a bland or boring accompanying food and make it something special. Either that it takes the aforementioned bland and boring and makes clouds it in dripping, fatty goodness until you can’t taste anything else. And let’s face it, why would you want to?