12 Definite Signs You're Having A Really Bad Day

You Spilled Coffee On Yourself

You Spilled Coffee On Yourself

Sure, it might be something that happens to the best of us but you know what? It's still not acceptable for adults to spill food or drink on themselves. The fact that it's hot enough to burn you merely makes it physically painful as well as embarrassing. Now, you have to go through the whole day knowing that the first thought that goes through the minds of those you encounter is "What a clumsy fool. Sucks to be you!"

But Perhaps This Is Worse...

But Perhaps This Is Worse...

Well yeah, you could duck to the store and get a replacement shirt for the day. But what's potentially even worse is the realization that you don't have any coffee when you get up in the morning. Never was there a story of a good day that didn't start with coffee.



The Cops Are At The Door....

The Cops Are At The Door....

...And they're asking to speak to you! This can't be good. Either you're a really irresponsible and forgetful drunk, or someone you know has been charged with a crime or in an accident. This is a part of the worst day possible.

Just A Check-Up?

Just A Check-Up?

What about when you went to the dentist for what you were led to believe would merely be a routine check-up and then, a few hours later, you come out looking like this?!



No Paper

No Paper

It's a very simple equation;

Public toilet - toilet paper = nightmare

Wrong Place. Right Time.

Wrong Place. Right Time.

You were just in the wrong place at the right time. That is, unless the look on the face of the passenger in this vehicle is one of joy and satisfaction rather than shock and surprise. If this should be the case, then perhaps you pissed someone off you shouldn't have - your day might get even worse!



Luck From Above

Luck From Above

Some people say that it's good luck if a bird shits on your head. Those people have never had a bird shit on their head.

The Donkey Wants Your Nuts

The Donkey Wants Your Nuts

When a donkey is after your nuts, you know you've had better days, right?



You Blew Up Part Of Your Town

You Blew Up Part Of Your Town

We're not saying that there was any malice in your intent. We know you didn't mean to blow up part of your town. But that doesn't change the fact that you did blow up part of your town and we sure as hell aren't going to take the rap!

It's Inevitable

It's Inevitable

At some point in the life of every human being on this plane (except for the ones who live where there are, like, no dogs) each of us steps in dog crap. It will happen to you and when it does, that will indeed be a bad day.



Sleeping On The Job

Sleeping On The Job

Nobody is perfect and we all make a mistake very now and then which involves an impromptu night out and an ensuing hangover on a day where we were meant to be using "adult" as a verb. Then the boss catches you sleeping at your desk. Yeah ....that's not good.

When The Car Breaks Down...

When The Car Breaks Down...

...And it's raining. Perhaps there's a whole bunch of other events that take place and it's all one big hilarious television episode. Or maybe it's real life and you definitely should have stayed in bed this morning!