12 Funniest Things Ever Written On US Money

Nananananananananananananana.....

Nananananananananananananana.....

Okay, so it's a bit of a poor man's, low-rent Batman. But it's still Batman, goddamnit! I don't see you with any Batman on your currency!

Spokulent

Spokulent

Who thinks we should trial the word "Spokulent" as a way to describe something that's awesome? I mean, if "bae" can find its way in to the lexicon then I'm pushing for "spokulent" (you can capitalize the "s" if you please).



You Never Know Where It's Been

You Never Know Where It's Been

It's true that you really don't know where the currency that finds its way in to your hands has been. While it's great to be accordingly cautious, there are times when we'd really rather not know. Especially when it has come from inside someone's anus (which is how this reads if you take it literally).

Fart

Fart

It's true. That does read "FART".



We Know It's You, Mario

We Know It's You, Mario

Insert borderline culturally inappropriate stuff like "It'sa me, Mario"here.

Oh Yeeah!

Oh Yeeah!

There's nothing more savage than Randy, or more randy than Mr Savage. Except perhaps, for his face to be on a legal bill of currency for no apparent reason.



Before It Was Cool

Before It Was Cool

Let's let the image do the talking with this one, shall we?

Sparta!

Sparta!

This has absolutely nothing to do with Gerard Butler. I know you think it does, but trust me, it doesn't.



Why So Sad?

Why So Sad?

There aren't enough red-headed people represented on currency, if you ask me. I mean, are there any?

Let's not go making this a thing about capitalism and the evil that companies like Ronnie and friends do, alright? Not today.

Why is he so sad?

That's Better!

That's Better!

...And just like that, we've gone from being terribly sad like homeless Ronald McDonald appeared to be, to so happy that the only thing left to do is dance!



Spider Senses Are Telling Me...

Spider Senses Are Telling Me...

Is it me or does this badass Spiderman dude actually look like he belongs on this bill?

Thug Life

Thug Life

I wonder, did this one dollar bill choose the thug life or....?