12 Hilariously Epic Texting Flirt Fails

Hot Of U

Hot Of U

If there's one thing I hate more than people who are too vague it's people who are too literal.

I Turn My Hat Backwards

I Turn My Hat Backwards

Okay, so there is a moment where we know for sure that things went sideways and broke the mood. But there is also another moment or two where we started to wonder where their head was at...

Inside Of You

Inside Of You

Let's be honest, saying something along the lines of "I want to be inside of you" or a variant of, cannot be taken seriously anymore. In fact, it almost sounds as creepy as this picture. You got what you deserved....

A Lump Of Colon

A Lump Of Colon

Even if autocorrect hadn't won this round, what business did he have talking about a lump of coal, anyway?!

It's Dark

It's Dark

What did they think was going to happen?

Hot Dog

Hot Dog

For me, the bit that truly made this weird was when they started talking about the cream cheese. The eating of the penis could have been considered metaphorical, but the cheese..??

Didn't See This Coming...

Didn't See This Coming...

Hey, they did ask to be surprised. There was absolutely no way that anyone on this planet could have predicted that.

Hey Big Boy

Hey Big Boy

Let's be honest, sure this is a little embarrassing and all, but it could have been so much worse, right? I mean, what if she'd actually been naked and sent her dad that pic by mistake? Time to move to a different country where there's no such things as dads, right?

Like A Badly Packed Burger

Like A Badly Packed Burger

This is a ploy of the desperate teenage boy (probably) - demanding vagina pictures from random numbers and hoping for the best.

If not, and this dude actually thought he was sending this message to a girl he knows, why the hell would he lead with ""Send me a picture of your vagina"?! It's a little bold for a first message.

Mommy's Feeling Slutty

Mommy's Feeling Slutty

As long as we're all on the same page here, let's just go ahead and never talk about this ever again, shall we?

Touching Yourself

Touching Yourself

Remember at the start of this list when we talked about people being too literal?

Stop that!

You So Fat

You So Fat

They probably know if they're fat or not. Then again, it's not like "far" or "fat" are long words that autocorrect has a habit of getting wrong. Maybe they are trying to plant a seed here...