12 Jokes That Are Strictly Only For Adults

Christian Mindfuck

Christian Mindfuck

I so wish that there was actually a site called "Christian Mindfuck". In fact, give me a half hour and there will be...

That's Hard

That's Hard

Personally, I can't say that I have exercise this hard but then again, nor can I say that I was aware the Batman symbol was a measure of such things.



Why Are You Shaking?

Why Are You Shaking?

While we don't want to agree with the banana based on the fact we don't like it when people get grumpy, it is also a little difficult to disagree with him. I mean, the other dude can just have a shower and he's good.

He's Kind Of Mean

He's Kind Of Mean

Anybody who enjoys licking dogs' balls should probably be locked up, but then again, they're not really hurting anyone I guess.



A Great Idea

A Great Idea

I'm no medical health professional but I'd suggest that it's most likely the first one.

My Husband Is Home!

My Husband Is Home!

Nobody in this situation is without fault, however, we kind of hope the husband fell in to a thorny rose bush on the way out the window.



Somebody Else

Somebody Else

In fact, unless you were the "one", you know where your partner's mouth has been, right?

After 11

After 11

Seriously, who texts after 11 for anything else whatsoever?!



Use The Chicken

Use The Chicken

I don't want to sound like a frigid prude, but it the chicken thing even possible?

Panic At The Dildo

Panic At The Dildo

If those guys were called Panic... At The Dildo, I might have actually listened to their shit.



Fit A Camel

Fit A Camel

I'm sure the chemist figured he was in the camel semen trade which we all know is a lucrative business.

Sweater, Moaner, Screamer

Sweater, Moaner, Screamer

See what they did there? Do you? Clever, isn't it....?