12 Of The Best Neighborhood Watch Signs Found On The Internet

They Call Me Bruce

They Call Me Bruce

Let’s assume for the time being, that these images we see on these signs actually represent those involved with protecting the neighborhood. I would be choosing a different place to get up to no good if this guy is in charge.

Who Ya Gonna Call?

Who Ya Gonna Call?

Well, who are you going to call? Ghostbusters are already there, it would seem. Which is great if you’re house is being robbed by ghosts, I guess, but it seems a bit too specific too be effective.



The Planeteers

The Planeteers

Yeah, my neighborhood is at risk of theft and car-jacking. I’ll call you guys when we can afford to worry more about pollution.

Simply Wonderful

Simply Wonderful

I don’t know if there actually is any crime in my neighborhood this week but hey, since you’re here, would you care to join me for a drink, my lady?



Pussy Mario

Pussy Mario

What the hell is Cat Mario going to do for me? He’s such a pussy!

Oh Yah...

Oh Yah...

I’m sure she’ll do the job just fine, so long as she’s had some breakfast. You gotta eat a breakfast, Margie.



These Guys

These Guys

The Power Rangers might actually manage to be good at the job. If for no other reason than the bad guys will simply be weirded out that there’s a bunch of weirdos jumping around in tights.

A Web Of Confusion

A Web Of Confusion

Again, this would present a would-be thief with a conundrum, go ahead and try to steal a car or break in to a house in this suburb, or simply try any other part of town without a cagey freak in a red and blue suit…



I Have The Power

I Have The Power

He does have the power. He most certainly does.

X

X

I don’t know if they’d solve a problem in which somebody in my neighborhood was being robbed, but if the best defense was to stand around looking all sullen and mysterious, these are the guys to call.



A Hulking Threat

A Hulking Threat

You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

These Freaks

These Freaks

One of these guys is a party dude and I didn’t really pick up much else from the song, so I don’t really know what they’re about other than that they’re massive turtles, they are ninjas, they’re young (in their teens, in fact) and they have mutated (presumably from small turtles in to big muscly freaks that can talk and use weapons). All of which seems to make a combination so damn weird that it just might help deter criminals.