12 Of The Best Text Practical Jokes And Fails Found On The Internet

Dave Passed Away

Dave Passed Away

If they didn't have Dave's number in their phone already then there's a really good chance they didn't know him well enough to give a shit if he had died. Just sayin'...

I Am Your Father

I Am Your Father

Haha, this happens all the time!

Reese Witherknife

Reese Witherknife

It was pretty shit but hey, dad could have played the game. It's not like he's got anything better to do. Play the game, dad, play the game!

Can't Find My Phone

Can't Find My Phone

My mother used to do that all the time; ask me in a text why I'm not answering the phone. The point is that I probably want you to fuck off and leave me alone for a bit!

Baby, Are You Jealous?

Baby, Are You Jealous?

Yeah, we reckons she's probably jeaous.

Want To Play A Game?

Want To Play A Game?

Let's be honest, this guy isn't sweet, he's a massive weirdo. Also, I just threw up in my mouth.

I Will Have You

I Will Have You

This is embarrassing and all, but seriously, why do people send texts like this without being 100%sure of the number?! Honestly. Why?!

Santa And His Ho's

Santa And His Ho's

Personally, I kind of think this joke is lame as shit, but if it gets somebody laid, then I'm all for it.

Your Sister

Your Sister

This has gotta hurt! I wish we could have seen a slow motion capture of this girl's face when she read that last message!

Game. Set. Match. Dog.

Game. Set. Match. Dog.

This guy has been doing so many mushrooms he's getting text messages from his dog.

How Do You Have Friends?

How Do You Have Friends?

I must admit that I was thinking the very same thing until I got to the last message. That was pure genius. Sort of...

Not Sara

Not Sara

There's many things that Sara will not be able to do, not the least of which is knocking on doors. poor Sara.