12 Of The Best Yearbook Quotes You're Ever Going To See

Black Magic

Black Magic

I don't know if the people at Hogwarts are racist or not. All I know is that it all sounds a little unfair to me...

Best 3.5 Minutes of My Life

Best 3.5 Minutes of My Life

It would be great if the next person along would some sleazy looking dude with the caption; "Spend a bit of time with me and I bet I can change that for you, Lauren".



Garbage Cannot

Garbage Cannot

Who said you were trash, dude? Or is this the only cute thing you could think of to say in your yearbook quote?

Fair play to you. It's better than anything I could think of...

The Nguyens

The Nguyens

The stats tell us that around 40% of all the people in Vietnam (or those of Vietnamese heritage living in other countries, of course) have the surname Nguyen. Which leads to the natural question; why? That's got to make things difficult where they really don't need to be so, right?



Like Riding A Bike

Like Riding A Bike

So, was it easy or not, Randey?

To be fair to the guy, it does sound like high shool wasn't the best time for him. However, his name is Randey Chung! What the hell did he think would happen?!

Don't Trust Carlos

Don't Trust Carlos

There's one thing my grandfather always told me as a kid and that's "Don't trust any man who either doesn't drink beer, or has two first names". Carlos Carlos, definitely has two first names and I don't trust him at all.



Long and Black?

Long and Black?

Yeah, things would have been way different if he liked coffee like he likes his men.

Nobody Noticed

Nobody Noticed

You noticed, Ghufran, and that's really all that matters.



Single Mother Troubles

Single Mother Troubles

This guy is the absolute best thing I've seen all day!

The Nigerian Prince

The Nigerian Prince

Good luck to you. The people that fall for that shit are idiots anyway.



Should Have Listened

Should Have Listened

This guy probably should have listened to his mom. Then again, those shorts would have never gotten the exposure they feel like they deserved.

Just A Ho

Just A Ho

If you can't laugh at yourself then you've got no business sharing our air. This chick is the best!