12 Of The Funniest Restaurant Signs Found On The Internet

Low Standards?!

Low Standards?!

I guess you do kind of need to have low standards to drink from the same water source as a dog has potentially slobbered in, however, never let my dog hear that a human would be lowering their standards to do so. The little guy would be crippled with shame.

In The Name Of Bacon

In The Name Of Bacon

Okay, so they left punctuation out of this sign but we'll forgive them on account of two things; the fact that they're quite funny and they're standing up for bacon. The world needs more people like this.



That's What...

That's What...

When, oh when, will the old "that's what she said" jokes run their course? Naturally, the answer to that question is "never". It's like farting. It never gets old!

Pretty Good Pizza

Pretty Good Pizza

This was definitely a clever little quote dreamed up by a guy. Guys don't have bad sex. They have some sex that isn't quite as good as the best sex, but even that sex is still pretty good. You with me?



Hold The Sauce

Hold The Sauce

While this sign has taken advantage of a few peculiarities in the English language when it comes to spelling, I still feel the need to have a shower after each time I read it. Curiously, I do not feel like eating at Crabby Dick's.

Now Hiring

Now Hiring

Let's be honest, we all know that they've already got a few ways to bring them both up in the opening sentence.

Something tells us this restaurant doesn't serve paleo or vegan. I mean, maybe they don't even have gluten-free options.



If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say...

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say...

This appears to be the world's worst fortune cookie.

They're Giving Away Free Stuff

They're Giving Away Free Stuff

Interestingly, while this is nice and clever and, quite frankly, I am inclined to applaud such things, I still can't help but feel like the owner of this place will regret this when absolutely every other restaurant in town is making a killing from advertising on social media while they're left out in the cold. I mean, you wouldn't want to go back on your previous stance for the sake of a buck or two, would you?



The King Of Bad Fortune

The King Of Bad Fortune

You know a little bit earlier when I suggested that insult about being hit with the so-called "ugly stick" must be the world's worst fortune cookie? Yeah well I was wrong. This is the worst.

The Foundation Making A Killing

The Foundation Making A Killing

I applaud the Kill-A-Twilight Fan Foundation and all the good work they do. The only real losers in this are those in charge of the Kill-A-Justin-Bieber Fan Foundation. They've sen a dramatic drop-off in funding since the Twilight guys got started.



I Don't Know About This. Maybe It's A Little To Real...

I Don't Know About This. Maybe It's A Little To Real...

You know how on Tinder, you get to talk to a guy or girl if you like what they look like at the same time as they like what you look like? Yeah well this is kind of the same only it's real people, like, in the flesh.

Somebody Must Have. Why Would They Have The Sign?

Somebody Must Have. Why Would They Have The Sign?

Seriously, who shits like in the picture on the right?