12 Random Innocent Kid's Drawings That Look Like Something Else

Just The Start Of It

Just The Start Of It

I know that this is literally the very first drawing we're looking at, however, I already feel like there's going to be more than one phallic allusion.

You Really Don't

You Really Don't

Please, please, please don't let this be a drawing of a real life event. Because if it is, we shouldn't be laughing at it. Obviously.



Me And My Cat

Me And My Cat

What you do with your cat in the privacy of your own house is your business (and that of the animal cruelty authorities, of course) but please keep the unsavory stuff at home.

The Whistle In Charge

The Whistle In Charge

The conductor blew a whistle. Presumably, "Whistle" was his the nickname given to his boss. He was definitely after a promotion.



When I Grow Up...

When I Grow Up...

Sure, so this might not appear to be the best example but hey, what if they'd chosen to be like the other parent?

Yes, Scissors

Yes, Scissors

Of course that is a drawing of a pair of scissors. Why? What else would it be, huh?



Long Neck

Long Neck

It's all about the angle really. I mean, if the kid had drawn it so that we got to see the profile of this guy's head from the side in stead of front-on, then perhaps it wouldn't look so much like a...

Everybody Loves Dolphins, Right?

Everybody Loves Dolphins, Right?

Apparently these things are supposed to be dolphins, which is cool with me, only they look so much like swimming, jumping dicks that it's hard not to want to give your kid drawing lessons.



Whisper Please

Whisper Please

It's hard to make too much sound with one of these in your mouth.

Buzz Pies

Buzz Pies

It might seem a bizarre skill to have but you know what, I've never done it personally, so perhaps there's something to it that I'm missing. Don't knock it until you've tried it, as they say...



My Dad...

My Dad...

I know how you feel, my dad was a bit of a cock too. Yours is the best though.

See What You Want

See What You Want

This is a self-portrait by a kid wearing a shirt with minions pictured on it. Why? What were you seeing?