12 Texts We Wish We Could Send To Our Cats

Eyes On The Prize

Eyes On The Prize

Just in case you cat forgets one of its most basic instincts, here's a reminder of one of the main reasons you keep it around.

Ready To Snuggle

Ready To Snuggle

Part of me wants to point out how pathetic this seems. That is until I remember that, to be fair to all involved, all of these messages to cats are pathetic. All of 'em!



Feed Yourself

Feed Yourself

It might seem a little neglectful, however, it's a better alternative to the poor cat waiting around just hoping that the next noise it hears will be the key in the door...

TV and Chill

TV and Chill

If you're a cat person then you're probably a lazy person too. Just sayin'.



I Miss You

I Miss You

Just so your cat knows how much you miss them... I mean, they still don't care that much and they're still going to go about their life being a damn cat, but hey, it makes you feel good, right?

The Package

The Package

Seriously, if that cat is going to get a roof over its head and a few meals then the least it can do is watch for that package you've been waiting for.



I Don't Think I Want To Know....

I Don't Think I Want To Know....

Please don't tell me it was in your pants!

Kitty Dreams

Kitty Dreams

This is one question that we'd all like the answer to and yet, I can't help but worry that it might spoil the magic.



Up-Chuck

Up-Chuck

This is poor ownership on this person's behalf. Where does it say that you can just go ahead and condescendingly accuse the cat of something it may or may not have done?

Lose/Lose

Lose/Lose

If that cat wants your attention, then it's definitely going to lay all up over you dress so that nobody wants to hang out with you except them. If it doesn't want your attention, then you've got a dress but no cat. It seems like a lose/lose situation to me.



What Do You Do?

What Do You Do?

This is like that bit in Donnie Darko where his mom says "Where do you go at night, Donnie?" only this is in the day and it's a cat....

You + Me

You + Me

This is the message of someone who will almost certainly die alone....with 74 cats.