12 Times Google Searches Turned Up Some Bizarre Suggestions

Haven't We Moved On From The Chuck Norris Thing?

Haven't We Moved On From The Chuck Norris Thing?

Of all the things we could be searching for on Google, it is heartening to know that we are looking for what truly matters to the planet’s environmental future and the karmic well-being of humanity. So yeah, let’s find Chuck Norris before we make any further plans.

Is There...

Is There...

Is there a God? That’s a bit full on for the internet isn’t it? Life on Mars?! Well there probably isn’t life on Mars, no, but if it turns out that there is then that’s probably where God lives. He could totally cure HIV.



Ark Alien

Ark Alien

Looks like somebody's planning on building an Ark... with aliens!

Where Did...

Where Did...

Half of these are songs unless modern pop stars are singing songs penned about AIDS. Elton John maybe? But where did you get what? Why is anybody asking Google where it got something?



Marriage

Marriage

Judging by suggested searches on Google, marriage is similar to a red back spider; best left alone. Then again, if your marriage is going well, you probably aren’t going to go searching how to fix it on Google if it ain’t broke.

This Much House

This Much House

If you aren’t sure whether you can afford to buy a whole house then it might be a good idea to consult Google first. Then you can find out just how much of a house you are able to pay for. Maybe start with the bathroom, kitchen and one bedroom if you can afford it and then when your financial situation is up to scratch, you can buy another bedroom or a family room. Jay-Z can definitely afford a whole house.



More Of Me?

More Of Me?

Some people are paranoid to be living in the age of technological advance that is potentially bordering on scary. Either that or a lot of members of the Raelian cult are searching on Google.

Steve Buscemi

Steve Buscemi

Steve Buscemi is many things to many people. At least that seems to be what Google has to say about it. How do we know if Steve Buscemi is creepy? If you are spending your time Googling him then there’s a fair chance you aren’t among those he considers acquaintances. Interesting though that he can be hot, awesome and creepy at the same time, but he is a talented man.



Does...

Does...

Take note that the only word which was actually typed in here was “does”. The fact that Google turned that in to the suggestion “does he like me” implies that there are a vast many insecure women on this planet.

Concern Over 4 Knees

Concern Over 4 Knees

There’s only one animal with four knees? This is a pressing question among the human race. Its application in the course of an everyday human life is of the upmost importance. We should probably consult Google for help.



Elephants and Fans

Elephants and Fans

Who said anything about elephants? Oh yeah, Google did. Weird that this should come up simply because if you have an elephant then you should have read the manual before you brought it home and studied up on things like which way it should face.

The Meaning Of Life

The Meaning Of Life

Why is everyone always trying to find the meaning of life anyway instead of just getting on with it and living it? And why is anyone asking the internet the meaning of life?! Then again, if you’re going to find it anywhere then this might not be a bad start.