12 Worst Ways To Flirt On Facebook

How To Go From Beautiful To Ugly

How To Go From Beautiful To Ugly

Now, I’m no dating guru myself here, dude. Bit I’m guessing that perhaps you need to back off and give her the opportunity to respond, and if she doesn’t, then maybe it’s time to go and be a freak to someone else.

Five-Month Anniversary

Five-Month Anniversary

Any dude who looks forward to their 5-month anniversary is a pussy. Just saying. Also, why don’t you tell this guy to back off and threaten him with violence if he doesn’t?



Flat Broke

Flat Broke

So is it a good day or not? I mean, if she was flirting with you then that’s pretty cool, but if it’s not going to go anywhere because you’re “flat broke”, then it’s really not much of a win. That would make me feel bad about myself. That wouldn’t make it a good day at all….

Shot Down

Shot Down

This whole conversation should definitely have happened with private messaging, or as I like to call it, the “inside voice”.



Flirt Fail

Flirt Fail

I’m more concerned with the fact that this girl thinks the solution to her issue would be to amputate her back. I mean, that would kill her, right?

Not You Grandma

Not You Grandma

It’s a pretty desperate call in itself but maybe he should hang out with his grandma. She could give him some tips on how to talk to girls.



A Stunning Butt Baby

A Stunning Butt Baby

Why is he calling this girl "darling" when she hasn't replied to him?

Oh yeah, it's because he's a creepy freak.

Thanks Dad

Thanks Dad

This is all a bit too Fritzl to be okay.



im wat?

im wat?

The girl does not find poor grammar sexy. Also, she's probably a stuck-up prude, so don't feel too bad about getting rejected.

 

Heading To Miami

Heading To Miami

None of this is stuff that should really be on public display but hey, aren't you glad it is?



Text Me

Text Me

Does this guy want her to text him? At this point, I think there remains a little ambiguity and confusion over the issue. I wonder if he wants her to text him. Maybe he should clear it up for us.

Anything But The Goatee

Anything But The Goatee

..And they say that women are sometimes shallow and superficial! Out of all of that, the thing he takes offense to is the criticism of his goatee...