15 of the World’s Least Attractive Cars

Rat

Rat

This car looks like a rodent. A massive, furry over-grown rodent that you would not want to drive around the streets of even the most grotty and horrible of suburbs let alone anywhere you might like to be respected.

Green Machine

Green Machine

This is another fuzzy and furry car which is great until it rains or you go anywhere near and dirt or dust whatsoever (which, let’s be honest) is everywhere. Plus, this is so green that it looks ridiculous.

Big Wheels

Big Wheels

It’s all good having a vehicle with big wheels so that you can tackle pretty much any terrain but when you think about it, isn’t that only cool for monster trucks? I mean, those wheels are circus-freak big and the body isn’t that flash.

Playboy

Playboy

Do the Playboy bunny number plates really add to this car’s appearance or keep within the theme. To be fair though, it might actually be difficult to detract from it and also very difficult to determine just what the theme is.

Fuzzy Camo

Fuzzy Camo

More unnecessary fuzziness her. What is the deal with fuzzy and furry cars? They are surely about the most highly impractical things on the road, if only because they would be a nightmare to keep anything but dirty.

Cow

Cow

I bet that when you use the horn on this car it goes “mooooo!!” If it doesn’t then I fail to see the point of having a car with a cow theme. In fact, even if it does it would still be a hard sell as far as I’m concerned.

Car Centipede

Car Centipede

Have you ever seen the movie Human Centipede? Well this is the slightly less disturbing but equally ridiculous vehicle version. What was the point behind it? It looks absolutely hideous so I hope it is functional.

Hot Fluff

Hot Fluff

What is the deal with all this fluff?! Anyway, the saving grace to this one is that it is hot pink. Why is that a plus I hear you ask? Well, because hot chicks will think you are comfortable enough with yourself to be seen in pink. Or they won’t, but you will never know so don’t worry.

Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy

I am guessing ( or rather hoping) that this particular car is a little bit like the last one, and possibly a few of the others in that it seems to be a promotional vehicle of some sort. Unfortunately that doesn’t make it attractive. I mean, it is a pig.

Environmentally Friendly?

Environmentally Friendly?

I would like to suggest that this vehicle is environmentally friendly seeing as how green it is but I am guessing that in reality it is a bit like how having dreadlocks doesn’t make you Bob Marley. It is more about what’s on the inside.

Pussy Mobile

Pussy Mobile

Let’s not jump to the conclusion that a crazy cat lady is the owner of this vehicle. I am almost certain that it must be a promotional car of some sort but alas, once again, it looks plain old ridiculous, unfortunately.

Devilish

Devilish

I would love to say that this car is the coolest one we have seen so far and whilst this might be the case, it isn’t necessarily a glowing endorsement is it? There have been some pretty crappy cars so far and the fact is that this one is just a notch or two up from some others, simply because it seems to be a dragon or the devil or something evil and cool.

Horrific

Horrific

Okay so the devil car managed to redeem the whole list somewhat until this hideous thing came along and brought the average down considerably in one fowl, purple (or is it mauve?) swoop. Burn it.

Fishy

Fishy

Now there is something to be said about a man who has the guts and the sense of self to be able to build and ride around in a vehicle like this. But what can be said isn’t very good. His car is horrible too.

Kitty?

Kitty?

What is this thing? I am guessing that yet again, we find ourselves slightly confused as we gaze upon a promotional vehicle of some sort. But where does it say in the advertising handbook that one must display a horrific-looking vehicle just to sell something? Answer: It doesn’t.