20 Actual People With Very Strange Names

Jed I Knight

Jed I Knight

Personally, I think it's kind of cool. In fact, I'd totally rather be called this than "John Smith".

Batman bin Suparman

Batman bin Suparman

Well, it sure beats being called "Osama bin Laden", doesn't it?

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park

I cna't believe this isn't more popular in Korea. I totally have no problem with this whatsoever.

Bud Light

Bud Light

I want this to be this dude's real name but I can't help but feel like he goes by his nickname so much that he just tells people he name is "Bud" when it's probably, like, John or Robert.

Matthew Correspondent

Matthew Correspondent

This guy was either drawn to this type of work because he was born to do it or he did it just to be funny. It seems like long lengths to go to for a laugh but hey, he could be just a really funny guy.

Mr. and Mrs. Hardy-Harr

Mr. and Mrs. Hardy-Harr

Truly hilarious.

Mr. and Mrs. MacDonald-Berger

Mr. and Mrs. MacDonald-Berger

Ronald really should have catered this couple's wedding fro free. It's the least they could do for all the free advertising.

Tahra Dactyl

Tahra Dactyl

It's like her parents are the type who are mildly funny but think that they're a bit funnier than they are... Then, read that last sentence again but substitute the word "funny" with "cool".

Chris P. Bacon

Chris P. Bacon

Notice how this guy is the only one pretentious enough to include an initial between his first name and surname? It does make me hungry though...

Sue Yoo

Sue Yoo

How were they to know?

Dyl Pickle

Dyl Pickle

We can't see his face but I bet he's not handsome. I also bet he's not the coolest person in the office. In fact, I bet the only thing this guy has going for him whatsoever is his unusual name, which he thinks makes him seem cool and the life of the party. I guess I should feel bad for judging someone in such a way but I don't, because I doubt I'll ever have to meet him and own up to my judgments.

Lord Brain

Lord Brain

Sure, it's convenient that Lord Brain is writing about neurology but I'm sure that with a name like that, we'd take his word as authority whatever he told us about any subject.

Imagine if Dyl Pickle had authored this book...

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens

This dude is a sex offender. Perhaps the first bit is meant to signify the idea that he is a monster. We might just leave this one alone...

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

What the reader can't know if that, despite the strange spelling, this guy's name is actually pronounced "Jeff".

Mister Love

Mister Love

If this guy can't sing I think there's going to be a whole lot of disappointed ladies in town. Wait, what?! This guy is a sex offender?! He really shouldn't be allowed to keep that name.

Filet Minyon

Filet Minyon

Sure, it's ridiculous but I think it works.

Donald Duck

Donald Duck

We reckon that this guy could tell some stories...

Dr. Ken Hurt

Dr. Ken Hurt

Well at least he is being honest. I hate it when they say "Now, this won't hurt a bit" and it totally does.

Sham

Sham

Would have gone with "Seal" but that was taken.

Mr. and Mrs. Looney-Warde

Mr. and Mrs. Looney-Warde

Sometimes, life just throws you a situation you have to deal with or let it control you. This is unfortunate but at the end of the day, love conquers all, or whatever...