20 Funny Little First World Problems We're Glad Didn't Happen To Us

Too Much Chili

Too Much Chili

There are some who will tell you that there is no such thing as too much chili. Then, there's this...

Got Shrimp

Got Shrimp

It's hard to argue too much here because, well, there is a shrimp...



Geez!

Geez!

At last, a fortune cookie that is accurate.

What's In A Shape?

What's In A Shape?

I'd give these to childrena and tell them to put the square shape through the round hole.



Even The Cows...

Even The Cows...

When even cows don't want to be your friend, you know you probably suck.

So Close...

So Close...

...And yet so far away. Looks like you're going to have to improvise....somehow!



A Small Problem Is Still A Problem

A Small Problem Is Still A Problem

Well, that's just plain rude!

Why?

Why?

There's a certain person at the factory that makes Pop-Tarts that totally hates you.



Lightly Salted

Lightly Salted

You ought to be thankful you went for the lightly salted option then...

Life Decisions

Life Decisions

You only have yourself to blame here. You really should have thought about this when you bought the glasses you stupid idiot.



The Lonely Pineapple

The Lonely Pineapple

....is a pretty good name for a funky restaurant or like, one of those new craft breweries that also does food.

Yeah, we don't care about this person and their stupid pineapple-related problems.

You Had One Job

You Had One Job

I know now that I have no reason to set foot inside this building and yet, I really want to go in an abuse the owner for some reason...



Meeting Of Melons

Meeting Of Melons

This should be a case of two melons for the price of one. It should be doubly delicious. At least, in theory. In reality, however, I speak only on behalf o myself but I'm somewhat scared and a little disgusted.

Take The Pressue Down

Take The Pressue Down

It's probably a prostate problem...



Short-Changed

Short-Changed

My girlfriend complained about this problem at first but we've been resourceful enough to use geometry to our advantage. By that I mean, there are certain angles you can tilt your hips at that....wait... Oh okay, I'll shut up.

Nobody

Nobody

I don't care if your mommy thinks you're cute. It's because nobody likes you.



Upon Closer Inspection...

Upon Closer Inspection...

Yeah, this is going to be a whole world of tasty...wait...oh...

Just A Drink Then?

Just A Drink Then?

I don't know about you guys but I'm going to make the compromise and drink booze. What is life about if not the ability to make compromises (rhetorical - no question mark).



The Long And Short Of It

The Long And Short Of It

It's like my dear old gran used to say; "Long and thin, goes straight in. Short and thick, does the trick".

You with me?

First World

First World

There's people all over this world right now, who don't even have a damn oven! And here you are complaining about this?!