20 Funny Texts That There Is Literally No Response For

The Stupid Thing

The Stupid Thing

Why worry us then?!

The Worst Line

The Worst Line

I love how it builds you up like you're expecting a witty punch line and then you get nothing. Hang on, no I don't like that. It sucks. That is the worst pickup line ever.

WTF!

WTF!

Who did this? Why did they do this?!

Actually, don't tell me.

Genius

Genius

This guy is a genius. He played her like a super-simple-to-play fiddle.

I Love Cheese

I Love Cheese

When it comes to cheese, there are so very many to choose from, and so it pays to get your cheese advice from reliable sources. But once in a while, it can't hurt to branch out a little and ask a stranger.

Send It To Me

Send It To Me

This would be the response from absolutely anyone who wasn't a practicing nun. And even then...

Dog's Birthday

Dog's Birthday

Well, if he hadn't sent the pictures then we never would have believed him, would we?

The Bird

The Bird

All so they could flip you the bird...

Swaghetti and Memeballs

Swaghetti and Memeballs

This dude would definitely be all of a sudden uninvited to my place too.

The Pressing Issues

The Pressing Issues

We have heard the sad tale of the pub with no beer, but the pug with no butt? Well, that's an entirely different story...

Hot Dog ATM

Hot Dog ATM

What sort of person gets excited by the prospect of a hotdog ATM? Like they aren't fast enough fast food already!

What The Mind Can Conceive, The Mind Can Achieve

What The Mind Can Conceive, The Mind Can Achieve

We bet this guy can do anything in terms of what his mind can conceive. Because we reckon there's a really good chance that his mind can't conceive much stuff. So he's pretty safe.

Constant State

Constant State

Slightly smaller than Texas but no less taxing.

Do You Like Ranch?

Do You Like Ranch?

I like it when people do weird things solely to fuck with people. However, the question must be asked; why ranch?  Why not, right?

Porn/Poem

Porn/Poem

This subtle little change just made this a completely different ball game. We went from the romantic formation of a love affair to the grimy stuff.

Lost Aunty

Lost Aunty

Honestly, what did she think by "lost my aunt"? Like, they were playing a big old game of hide-and-seek and the aunty just happens to be next-level good at it?!

From Gramma

From Gramma

We were all thinking it but it took good old gramma to point it out. Good for you!

That's An Oyster

That's An Oyster

That's quite the keen observation; that is an oyster. But my question is this; why?

Just Think About It

Just Think About It

It's because nobody else wants to listen to his crazy rants, that's why? Like he cares if someone he hasn't seen since school thinks he's weird. You're weird!

Eatin Chips

Eatin Chips

Yeah, and what of it?!