Why worry us then?!
Why worry us then?!
I love how it builds you up like you're expecting a witty punch line and then you get nothing. Hang on, no I don't like that. It sucks. That is the worst pickup line ever.
Who did this? Why did they do this?!
Actually, don't tell me.
This guy is a genius. He played her like a super-simple-to-play fiddle.
When it comes to cheese, there are so very many to choose from, and so it pays to get your cheese advice from reliable sources. But once in a while, it can't hurt to branch out a little and ask a stranger.
This would be the response from absolutely anyone who wasn't a practicing nun. And even then...
Well, if he hadn't sent the pictures then we never would have believed him, would we?
All so they could flip you the bird...
This dude would definitely be all of a sudden uninvited to my place too.
We have heard the sad tale of the pub with no beer, but the pug with no butt? Well, that's an entirely different story...
What sort of person gets excited by the prospect of a hotdog ATM? Like they aren't fast enough fast food already!
We bet this guy can do anything in terms of what his mind can conceive. Because we reckon there's a really good chance that his mind can't conceive much stuff. So he's pretty safe.
Slightly smaller than Texas but no less taxing.
I like it when people do weird things solely to fuck with people. However, the question must be asked; why ranch? Why not, right?
This subtle little change just made this a completely different ball game. We went from the romantic formation of a love affair to the grimy stuff.
Honestly, what did she think by "lost my aunt"? Like, they were playing a big old game of hide-and-seek and the aunty just happens to be next-level good at it?!
We were all thinking it but it took good old gramma to point it out. Good for you!
That's quite the keen observation; that is an oyster. But my question is this; why?
It's because nobody else wants to listen to his crazy rants, that's why? Like he cares if someone he hasn't seen since school thinks he's weird. You're weird!
Yeah, and what of it?!