20 Hilariously Weird Examples Of Child Logic

I Am God

I Am God

If this kid is telling the truth it's impossible to argue. Also, they should get an A. You can't give God anything less or he'll get angry and send a plague.

Freeloader Frankie

Freeloader Frankie

You've got to give it to Frankie for being perfectly honest here, although, I can't help but question the parenting method here (assuming this is drummed in to him at home and that's how he came to the conclusion that he is indeed a freeloader). I mean, it's not Frankie's fault he was born, right? He didn't ask for it!

To The Point

To The Point

You've got to admire a kid who knows not to ask for too much because their are those less fortunate and nobody likes a selfish kid. However, I can't help but feel that "those less fortunate" also include the potential victims if this skid should ever get his hands on that gun.

I Need Money

I Need Money

Kid's got a point. Cough it up you tooth fairy piece of shit!

Uranus

Uranus

There's nothing to say. Just stand back and applaud.

Kissing Cousins

Kissing Cousins

There are many parts of the country where this second consideration is met with indifference. It's hard to tell if this kid cares or just keeping up appearances with regards to inbreeding. Not our problem, I guess...

Grass Fed Lemonade

Grass Fed Lemonade

One day, this kid will grow up to be a successful advertising executive. In between now and then, the youngster has a little bit to learn about research. Unless it's not really lemonade and it's actually warm piss from a cow.

It's Raining Tacos

It's Raining Tacos

If you could wish for anything and you were only bound by your imagination, you'd come up with this every time, right?

This kid is the absolute best!

1895

1895

It's true and you can't argue with that. Give that kid an A+, now!

Go To The Head Of The Class!

Go To The Head Of The Class!

I mean, it probably was. To be fair, I haven't laid eyes on the document but that's probably where it was signed. It doesn't mean that this kid isn't a little smartass but dammit, he's right!

Fart Blame

Fart Blame

I'm always getting blamed for that at my house but I can't run away because my grandparents live in a retirement village now and don't have room for me.

The Lengths We'll Go To

The Lengths We'll Go To

This kid is ballsy for someone wearing a dress.

Math.

Math.

All this kid had to do was remember what class he was sitting the test for an he/she did that with flying colors.

Safety First

Safety First

I want to meet this kid and hang out and drink beer.

Lazy vs Resourceful

Lazy vs Resourceful

At first, this looks a little lazy but hey, they said that about the iPod and the sat nav (probably). I'd call it resourceful.

Drink Less/More Wine

Drink Less/More Wine

Mommy has to drink wine because she has all of these complex grown-up problems to deal with that you'll understand when you're older. For now, just let mommy have her one remaining pleasure in life, will you?!

More Than Meets The...

More Than Meets The...

When does a woman look like a truck? I bet this kid has a buddy with a Transformer fetish and he just can't seem to understand where his friend is coming from with it...

Goodbye Forever

Goodbye Forever

In the neighborhood I grew up in there's a good chance that the parents would have helped her pack.

Follow Me Fashion

Follow Me Fashion

One of these kids is changing fashion for good, the other is a walking optical illusion. And they're both awesome.

Fine Young Cannibal

Fine Young Cannibal

I can't argue with this kid's logic. Tom Hanks would have had way more fun (and looked healthier with some iron in his diet) if he'd had his enemy there on Cast Away.