20 Most Inappropriately Timed Selfies On The Internet

One Last Selfie

One Last Selfie

It could be the last selfie that this guy takes but hey, what else are you going to do in this situation? Scream? Protect children? Nah, take a selfie because, why not?

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Selfie

R-E-S-P-E-C-T Selfie

I'm imagining this dude growing up in a reasonably wealthy family and his parents never bothered to teach him any level of respect for ...well, anything.

Emergency Selfie

Emergency Selfie

To me, it looks as though the professionals are on the scene and, if not in complete control, they're at least tending to the matter at hand. As a bystander, it's kind of boring to just stand by. Might as well take a selfie, I guess.

Dental Selfie

Dental Selfie

With any luck, this guy is high right now and so he can blame his parculiar choice of selfie on laughing gas.

Crying Selfie

Crying Selfie

The strangest part of this image is that there were eleven people who bothered to "like" it. To those people I ask you this question; Why?

You Friends Are Trapped In An Elevator Selfie

You Friends Are Trapped In An Elevator Selfie

In a situation such as this, it's probably better to just wait for the professionals to arrive on the scene as opposed to trying to be some sort of hero. And of course, while you wait, there's no harm in taking a quick selfie, right?

Funeral Selfie

Funeral Selfie

We barely need to say anything beyond this; this photo exemplifies what is wrong with the modern world. The irony is that, for the message to be heard, the people who this concerns would first have to learn what the word "exemplifies" means.

Drowning Selfie

Drowning Selfie

The kid seems to have a life jacket on, and so I don't really see the problem with snapping a quick selfie. It's not like it's an urgent matter, thanks to the life jacket.

Explosion Selfie

Explosion Selfie

It's hard to tell exactly why there appears to be a massive explosion in the background but let's imagine that it's a riot. I say this only because the girls in the photo appear to not have a care in the world, so we reckon they're tourists. Even a riot can make for a magical vacation that you'll never forget. Otherwise is was a truck that overturned with a load of flammable stuff. That sounds like a bit of fun too, I guess...

This Guy Again?!

This Guy Again?!

Seriously, is this the same dude from the first selfie with the other police officer. I think it is! Amazing!

Oncoming Train Selfie

Oncoming Train Selfie

At first glance this looks like total lunacy, until you notice the split in the tracks. All we hope is that the guy in the picture did his research first. Then again, there's a dark part of me that hopes he gets it wrong.

We're Going Down Selfie

We're Going Down Selfie

This dude looks kind of calm considering the situation he appears to be in, doesn't he? Perhaps he is mentally unstable. Maybe he is responsible for all the smoke. It's just a shame that he won't get to enjoy the fruits of his labor if the plane goes down and he dies.

Bull Selfie

Bull Selfie

Personally, I like it when people get hurt by bulls because it's like they get the chance to get one back on the tortuous stuff they're forced to put up with during bull "fights" (technically, a fight is when two parties are engaged willingly, not where one party tortures another for acting solely under the own genetically wired instinct). Perhaps we're getting off track here a little, but I want to see this person get mowed down by the bull and maybe their own stupidity in stopping to take a selfie will help that eventuate. In which case, take another one!

Underwear Gan Selfie

Underwear Gan Selfie

If ever there was a time to take a photo of yourself in your underwear, this wasn't it.

Funeral Selfie 2

Funeral Selfie 2

There's two things that make this selfie even worse than the first funeral selfie we saw; 1) she appears to be a bit older and therefore, should be a little wiser, but she isn't and so she sucks, and 2) she's not in the bathroom - that's the actual coffin!

Surgery Selfie

Surgery Selfie

Is this girl on work experience or maybe it's her first day...?? Either way, if it's a sign of things to come then perhaps I won't have children. The doctors will be too buy hash tagging stuff to perform an operation. I'm no medical health professional but it would seem that being a surgeon is an occupation where you would want to be paying as much attention as possible.

Expecting Mother Selfie

Expecting Mother Selfie

What a fantastic mother you'll turn out to be. Did somebody say "forced infertility until you can prove you can take care of a plant program"?

Idiot Criminal Selfie

Idiot Criminal Selfie

Evolution. We love you.

Trying To Help Selfie

Trying To Help Selfie

Seems like there's already somebody trying to help. This guy is just doing his bit by documenting the occasion just in case somebody says that dude trying to help touched anybody inappropriately. Probably.

This House Is Burning Down But First I Must Take A Selfie

This House Is Burning Down But First I Must Take A Selfie

Wait, is this dude actually a fireman?!