20 Of The Best/Worst Parking Fails Found On The Internet

Asshole Parking

Asshole Parking

This is clearly a case of next level passive aggressive and yet, I don't feel the need to punch the person's head in. Perhaps it's because the driver probably is an asshole...

Those lines aren't real straight. Just sayin'...

Whole Other Story

Whole Other Story

Imagine that day you somehow managed to back your car through the roof of a house! That certainly was a memorable occasion! How the hell you managed it, well, that's a whole other story...



How Though?

How Though?

This is another. Whilst not quite as extreme as the previous effort (that seemed to have been dropped from an airplane - the only possible explanation), this too leaves as in awe and wonder when it comes to explaining how it got to be there.

Infuriating!

Infuriating!

Some people have to drive these ridiculously tiny cars. I mean, in some parts of Asia, with their crowded, narrow streets, they even seem practical and suited to their environment. But in the West, it just makes us think of the circus.

Then, when we see somebody parking half up on the sidewalk like we're all just going say "Oh ok, cool, that seems reasonable", well, that's just plain old infuriating!



No Biggie...

No Biggie...

This person really couldn't afford to miss this boat due to some love affair like you see in the movies. So they tried to jump from the jetty as the boat was pulling out, in some last ditch romantic feet. It's just that they forget to get out of the car first. No biggie.

You Asked For It...

You Asked For It...

It's perhaps a little unfortunate, but the driver of this car really can't get too upset about his or her shattered window. I mean, perhaps somebody saw how close they parked to the hydrant and went and started a fire on purpose, just so they could see it happen.



Outside The Square

Outside The Square

None of the drivers of the cars in this image have any concept of lines or how lines are used to govern parts of life that necessarily require the use of lines. That makes these drivers the type who think outside the square, or who don't even recognize the existence of the square. Or maybe they're just assholes. Either way, they should be allowed to drive.

Two Idiots

Two Idiots

One of these drivers saw what the other idiot did and then decided to follow in their footsteps, thereby establishing themselves as an idiot too. We hope somebody burns their dinner.



Nobody!

Nobody!

Who needs anything at Tesco so badly that they get to park like this asshat?

Nobody, that's who!

Getting Hurt

Getting Hurt

At least this guy doesn't appear to be too badly hurt. Having said that, we're pretty sure that whoever owns that building he just crashed in to will try and hurt him when they get him out of the car.



Too Many Questions

Too Many Questions

Ok, so we can see how the car got in this particular predicament, but does the driver really think they'll get out without harming their own car? Do they even care? There are way too many questions for us to answer!

Tiny Ambulance

Tiny Ambulance

In some countries, they have really small ambulances to go with their really narrow and crowded streets. It makes perfect sense. This is not one of those countries and this is not an ambulance.



Move Along, Folks

Move Along, Folks

I don't know how the car got like this and quite frankly, I don't even care. What I love about this photo is how the cop is doing his very best "Nothing to see here..." even though there's a car on top of another one!

4WD

4WD

This vehicle, although quite small by conventional standards, does in fact appear to be a four-wheel drive, and so perhaps the driver figured they could comfortably tackled a big concrete ball....



It's Plain And Simple

It's Plain And Simple

This guy (or girl - girls can be assholes too - this is no time for misogyny) is just a plain old asshole. There's no real other way to put it. Well, there is, but it would be basically mean the same thing but would make us look like potty-mouthed low-life and our moms wouldn't like that.

Sometimes When We Touch...

Sometimes When We Touch...

Sometimes, when a daddy car and a mommy car love each other so much....



Make Your Choices

Make Your Choices

There was an obvious pattern here and this driver managed to completely ignore it, thereby, ruining everything. Look, if you can't handle the pros and (in this case) cons of having a larger vehicle, then don't have a big family and you won't need the big vehicle.

That's Embarrassing

That's Embarrassing

Some people are so fond of their car that they try and treat it like an actual member of the family. This is fine until you invite them over for dinner and the car comes too. The potential for an embarrassing post-dinner situation like this is large indeed.



Adults Only

Adults Only

This is not one of those situations you see everyday. It reminded me of when that daddy car and mommy car loved each other so much that they got real close... only this is obviously the porn version.

You Suck

You Suck

To go and get this card made up, one must really be a strong critic of what constitutes a good park. There's a really good chance that they could also be an asshole. But we aren't ones to judge...