20 Of The Funniest Texts Found On The Internet

When You Really Want Pecan Pie...

When You Really Want Pecan Pie...

The universe is telling this person they need to have pecan pie. Give the universe what it wants!

Big Fan Of Cereal

Big Fan Of Cereal

You're no better than this cereal!



All These Directions...

All These Directions...

It might take some of the sexy-factor away, but try being more specific.

Silly Potato

Silly Potato

At least grandma and grandpa weren't sexting!



So High!

So High!

This would be a really good time to mess with this dude...

Lightly Fried Fish

Lightly Fried Fish

It is a fun thing to say but it's not quite as much fun to type "lightly fried fish fillets". Then again, who can tell how high dad is right now.



Still Not Linda

Still Not Linda

Nope. Still wrong.

How Do You Want It?

How Do You Want It?

Sometimes, you cannot make a girl think of anything other than food. You're going to have to do better than that to get her in the mood...



Pics Of Your Pussy

Pics Of Your Pussy

Wow, this sure did escalate things quite quickly! I think this dude might need to seek professional help and/or keep his ego in check!

Yeah, That's A Cat

Yeah, That's A Cat

There are so many questions involved here that somehow, I am left with none.



Hashtag Learner

Hashtag Learner

If you'd told me before reading this that anybody actually needed lessons on how to hashtag I'd have called you a lying weirdo. I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize for that misguided assumption.

Banana Bread

Banana Bread

I bet these two woke up the next day and went about their lives without ever mentioning it again.



Concerned Ghost

Concerned Ghost

It kind of takes the fun out of haunting someone if you ask for permission first...

Grammar, Mom.

Grammar, Mom.

Mom really should have a better grasp on grammar at her age, don't you think?



Sleeping

Sleeping

You're supposed to take the hint and leave them the fuck alone!

Ole Hickory Ham Mike

Ole Hickory Ham Mike

Well, doesn't ole Hickory Ham Mike sound like a fun dude to completely ignore forever?!



Dirty Girl

Dirty Girl

She's actually dirty. Like, dirty as opposed to clean. You know, the old-fashioned type of dirty.

I Made You

I Made You

Boom!!! Mic drop.



Did You See The Commercial?

Did You See The Commercial?

She sure managed to teach this dude a lesson, didn't she?

Well, sort of. It would have been a more memorable message had she actually had an accident. However, since we don't want to see or hear of anybody suffer actual physical harm, we're glad she was just playing.

Nothing Sketchy

Nothing Sketchy

This dude is definitely not my drug dealer. No sir!