20 Of The Most Messed Up Tinder Chats On The Internet

In The North

In The North

Hey this could mean that she doesn't want to be free, as in, she wants to be like, tied up some some shit. No? Tied up and oppressed! That's kinky!

That's A Definite...

That's A Definite...

...Yes.

To be honest, I do want it, yeah. I mean, how could I not?



All In The Family

All In The Family

Let's go family style!

Favorite Genocide

Favorite Genocide

Because "favorite dinosaur" is extremely yesterday...



My Sister

My Sister

Wait, before you go and jump to conclusions that this dude is a bit of a weirdo, has anyone stopped to consider the possibility that his sister is smokin' hot?

Convenience Is Key

Convenience Is Key

...Or the tattoo on my chest.



You Got A B

You Got A B

What, why did the teacher swipe right?

Draggin' Ball Z

Draggin' Ball Z

That's such a specific situation that he's unlikely to be tested. Smart move.



Why Don't You?

Why Don't You?

I bet she's a lot of fun to go on a date with (yes, sarcasm).

I don't think you missed out on much, dude.

The Right Guy

The Right Guy

Now, it's time to get down to the bad business of bad sex.



Poor Puppy

Poor Puppy

I don't care what you do with the puppy, just don't take this charade so far that you start getting ideas of a sexual nature where canines are concerned. That's animal cruelty.

Busted

Busted

So, I gues a threesome is out of the question?



Damn Autocorrect!

Damn Autocorrect!

This guy's just lucky that the perils of Autocorrect didn't see him take an embarrassing path....

Because Sex

Because Sex

He started off on the right foot and then quickly lost his way because, well, you know, sex and stuff...



Persistence Is Key

Persistence Is Key

This guy was told as a kid that persistence will pay off. The thing is, his parents figured he would apply that to becoming successful in his chosen field of business, or some other pursuit. Applied to the dating game it can pretty much only lead to prison.

I Meant To Nope You

I Meant To Nope You

I like how they thanked the other for being honest. Then again it also makes them a huge pussy.

Another observation; "nope" just became a verb.



Mr Gein?

Mr Gein?

Doesn't it sweat in summer though? It's perhaps a little stretchy for me but yeah, let's meet up for coffee and talk about it...

Hot and Nervous

Hot and Nervous

It's probably not even her dad, it's just that the line he dropped was so bad that she pretended to throw him way of scent.



Love That Dirty Talk

Love That Dirty Talk

Does she have a say in the matter? Because if not you know you'll probably get arrested, right?

Excreterer, Excreterer...

Excreterer, Excreterer...

A gentleman would have said "please".