20 Of The Most Offensive Draws Card Against Humanity Ever Gave Us

Got AIDS?

Got AIDS?

Some people on this planet would have you believe that this is not a random slice of hilarity thrown up by an intentionally offensive card game, but rather, truth.

Good Parenting?

Good Parenting?

I had no idea that there was such a thing but now that I do, I can't help but think that perhaps this is simply good parenting. Unless the Harry Potter erotica belongs to your parents, because that changes everything. So, if your mom's hot, let's play quidditch. And yes, "quidditch" is a euphemism for you-don't-wanna-know-what.



A Regular Issue

A Regular Issue

There are many sickos the world over who face this fight every day of their lives. We're not saying we empathize with them or anything - just that they exist, that's all.

Still Too Soon?

Still Too Soon?

Are we actually allowed to make jokes about this stuff yet or is it still too soon? I mean, it has been quite a few years but then, there were so very many people killed. Yeah ...it's a conundrum.



Incest

Incest

What if this particular game of Cards Against Humanity was played in the family spirit of moving on from that unfortunate event that threatened to tear this family apart, where two siblings went out to get wasted independently of one another on Halloween and ended up sexing each other and only found out who they were really doing it with when one of their masks fell off?

Sure, it's highly unlikely but strange things happen in this world, don't they?

You're Worthless

You're Worthless

Couldn't maintain his manliness, it would seem....



Once You Go...

Once You Go...

I can imagine how grandma might be a little take aback by such things. On the plus side, if the old saying that "once you go black, you never go back" is true, grandma has relatively less time to consider going back, so it's not as much of a dilemma for her. Probably.

Body Swap

Body Swap

This all seems above board. Nothing to see here. Move along...



A Comforting Thought

A Comforting Thought

At least you have that. It's a comforting thought to know that, in a way, grandpa is still in you. Sorry, with you.

Dr Phil

Dr Phil

Cash em in the act. How bow dah?!



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Post Title here..

That's not necessarily a trick, that's just what family is for. Strangely enough, it also sounds like it could be another episode of Dr Phil.

That's Just Good Advice

That's Just Good Advice

Sound advice. It could be taken metaphorically - don't let people shit on you (treat you badly) and be the bigger person (bigger than a midget) - or it could actually be a warning against letting midgets excrete on/in/over you. Either way, I'd say that's probably a good little piece of advice.



It's Gonna Happen

It's Gonna Happen

Well, eventually it becomes inevitable.

I Saw Thing Coming

I Saw Thing Coming

Well you shouldn't have got her started earlier, should you?! I told you that once she went black she wouldn't be going back in a hurry. Really, what did you expect to happen?!



The Invention Of Dying

The Invention Of Dying

I'm sure they already knew how. The white man just showed them how to do it a little more effectively, that's all.

Hey, if we're allowed to make jokes about the Holocaust....!!

A Little Too Much, Perhaps?

A Little Too Much, Perhaps?

Whaoh! Everything's getting all Frtizl up in here!



Dead Children

Dead Children

That isn't necessarily that funny, it's just a fair account of what happened, right?

Sweet Haiku

Sweet Haiku

All this talk of dreamy haiku and flowers. Such a beautiful world that we live in, isn't it?



Awkward...

Awkward...

Well, this is really starting to get awkward...At the same time, this kind of confuses what natural selection is about but hey, at this point, we're all out of shits to give.

A Complex?

A Complex?

Okay, so if you happen to be unfamiliar with what this means then I suggest you Google it but first, read the black card very carefully and see if you might be able to give yourself a little bit of a hint. It's more fun that way, I think....