20 Painfully Accurate But Funny Tweets About The New Year

Mind Your Business

Mind Your Business

It's a great place to start. In fact, I will probably send out a similar tweets myself very soon. Some might argue that perhaps you're missing the point by making a resolution on behalf of other people, but to those people I say this; shut up!

Appease the Pedants

Appease the Pedants

Personally, I'm not so much on the fence about this one but I have a foot firmly planted either side of it (no, it's not a very high fence).



OCD

OCD

Good luck with that! Clearly this guy's OCD doesn't focus on grammar and punctuation.

Time For Refletion

Time For Refletion

Every year we set goals for the 365 days ahead and every year we fail at those goals, hoping each 1st of January will bring us new life and new found enthusiasm. If you get to the second of January and you're already faltering, worry not - it's only another 364 days until you get to do something about it once more.



I Can Do That

I Can Do That

These goals will not be a problem for me. There is a lesson in all of this, kids, and that is to ensure you set realistic goals.

More Realism

More Realism

Here we have another fine example of how to ensure you achieve you new year goals. Quite simply, make them so that even if you don't really have to put in any effort ,you still get yourself over the line. Life's not about whether you become a better person than you were yesterday, it's about winning!



Actually Do Something?!

Actually Do Something?!

What on Earth does Joe mean by "actually do something"?! Man, that sounds like a whole lot of hard work!

Fat Chance

Fat Chance

Who are they kidding? I'll be way too hung over on New Years Day to go to the gym. Hell, I'll be lucky to get out of bed!



In One And Out The Other

In One And Out The Other

This smart person has discovered that "ear" rhymes with"year". How clever...

That's Motivation

That's Motivation

To have a desire to go through with things like new years resolutions, you first must have your reasons and motivation. Of course, this is from last new years. We'd love to know how he went with it. We'd also love to know if he's made teh exact same one this year.



Underwear Model

Underwear Model

But we don't all have you majestic body, Ricky Gervais!

Cookie Focus

Cookie Focus

It's best to spread the love around. Especially since it would seem that your time on this planet might be shorter than if you were a fan of kale and quinoa, or like, anything with omega 3s (in reality, we don't really know what omega 3s are but it sure does sound good).



Photos of Fireworks

Photos of Fireworks

I know exactly where they're coming form here. The good news is that you only have to keep up the charade for a week or so, until everybody's forgotten about new years and moved on with their lives.

Go With Your Gut

Go With Your Gut

The dangers of allowing yourself to interpret things more literally are apparent in this tweet.



Go You!

Go You!

I'm so happy for this dude that he got his last year's new years resolution off to such a great start. We hope he followed through with it but there's always this year if he faltered.

The Big Take Down

The Big Take Down

Forget that. Just leave the damn thing up for next year. That will save a whole heap of time and your peers will shower you with respect for your forward thinking ways.



Use My Gym Card

Use My Gym Card

I hate it when you go the gym and its apparent that they've sold too many memberships at the expense of allowing enough room for everybody to do their workout properly, thereby defeating the purpose of going to the gym in the first place. That's why I take the week off after new years.

I Should Check First

I Should Check First

Yeah that's fine Megan, but just ease yourself in to it at first, okay?



More Tacos

More Tacos

Why is the man always trying to put me in a box? Why is the man always trying to drag me down? Why is the man always trying to prevent me from eating tacos?

People Unite

People Unite

That's a burden we all carry in to the new year. Of course, this is a tweet from last year. But let's be honest, he will almost definitely have a similar tweets this year. So will we. We're all in this together. It's a special time of year for bringing people together.