20 People Who Are Far Worse Parents Than You Or Your Parents

What Mommy Does To Keep Food On The Table

What Mommy Does To Keep Food On The Table

"Bring your kids to work day" when mommy's a stripper... Questionable parenting, if you ask me.

Where The Dog Should Be

Where The Dog Should Be

I've seen much worse in Southeast Asia but this does beg the question; who or what riding shotgun is so important that these guys are relegated to the back?

If The Cage Fits...

If The Cage Fits...

This kids looks old enough to walk, I think. Having said that, we all get tired sometimes. It's really just a matter of physics which dictates when you should just suck it up and move under your own steam no matter how physically drained you are. And so if the kid fits in the basket then who are we to tell mom she's unfit?

In Training

In Training

When you're a busy mother, you simply have to do the best you can with what you have - play the cards you're dealt, if you will. Hey, maybe this kid will grow up to be a gymnast.

Back In The Over, You're Not Done!

Back In The Over, You're Not Done!

It's not that long ago that this kid left something that looked a little bit like that. Do you think he looks so freaked because he thinks he's getting put back in the oven?

Next-Level Parenting?

Next-Level Parenting?

I like to imagine that this woman is doing this totally on purpose. Any moment now she'll work up enough speed to lift these kids off the ground like the best carnival ride mommy never had the money to pay for. We should be congratulating this woman, not including her on a list of bad parents.

Anal, 4Real?

Anal, 4Real?

Sure, it would have caused problems for the kid and he'd have been the subject of ridicule for life, however, it's far less boring than like, Michael or something. How did they come up with the name "Anal"?

Such A Drag

Such A Drag

This is the problem with the snap-happy culture we're accidentally cultivating here; everybody's way too busy concentrating on how they're going to look as opposed to what is actually happening. And yet, I still don't care if this kid gets dragged for a few more feet - it's kinda funny.

Unfit Parents

Unfit Parents

This works when the bike operates under pedal power. Take it on the road behind a motor and you really should have your children taken from you. End of story.

Let's Play Squash

Let's Play Squash

This guy isn't the sportiest dad in the world. Someone suggested he get fit by carrying his kid on his back and perhaps taking up squash. He thought that they were the same idea.

On The Outside, I'm Appalled

On The Outside, I'm Appalled

Clearly this dad is absolutely hilarious but unfortunately, I'm an adult and I have to outwardly show that I feel this is ridiculously immature.

WTF Indeed!

WTF Indeed!

There's going to come a time in this kid's life where he'll come to find this sort of thing totally normal and the confusion will melt away. After that, life's all about getting drunk and voting for Donald Trump.

Maxim

Maxim

I wonder if this is the kid from before only he's grown up a bit now... Gone are the fears that he will be forced back inside his mother, now he's trying to figure out if these tits will yield milk because he's not a big fan of the bottle.

This Is THE Place

This Is THE Place

The sidewalk can be a very dangerous place to leave a child. Perhaps a better alternative would be to leave the kid in the middle of the road - thought the worst parent ever.

Congratulations, You're Going To Make A Terrible Mother!

Congratulations, You're Going To Make A Terrible Mother!

Why you should have to pass a test in order to get a license to get pregnant....

Closer To The Action

Closer To The Action

The kid is obviously form a family of simpletons and so environmental factors probably means he's doomed to a life of dumbness and disappointment. I just hope no animals get harmed in the process.

You Big Tool

You Big Tool

This is the odd one out on this list as, if you look a little closer, you'll find that this dad has great taste in music and therefore is doing his bit as a parent already. It's just unfortunate positioning, I guess.

Daddy Issues

Daddy Issues

This dad is going through some personal issues at the moment. Perhaps mommy should take care of the little bundle of joy until he works through them.

Little Things

Little Things

"It's the little things that kill" was a line from a song whose name I've long forgotten. In this case "little things" include forgetting to pull the cord out of the machine before you let your kid like the cream off.

Smokin' Hot Mumma

Smokin' Hot Mumma

Worst. Parent. Ever.