20 Perfect Examples Of Why You Shouldn't Drink And Text

The Lord Has Spoken

The Lord Has Spoken

The thing about this text exchange is that we learn of the level of class of these guys. What I mean is, they were drunk and in Walmart at the same time. Now I don’t know about you, but to me that is not acceptable.

Drunk Love

Drunk Love

It is interesting that he chose to tell her he loved her after he told her he was drunk. It might have held less weight that way and yet she still tells him she loves him back. As for the rest of it - who knows???



This Is Abuse

This Is Abuse

This is quite literally animal abuse. Not only do phones and alcohol not mix but also animals. If you are drunk there is probably no reason to be anywhere near an animal. Unless you like horse racing. You might be able to get drunk enough to pretend that is an actual sport.

I'm Too Funk

I'm Too Funk

There’s only one man who has ever walked the planet who could possibly be considered too funk and that man’s initials are JB! As far as I know he never got so wasted as to be shrunk though. I don’t really get how that could happen…



Party At Your House

Party At Your House

Now this is a reasonable mistake I guess. But one thing that concerns me is the same thing that concerned Donnie Darko’s mother in the movie of the same name; were did he go? As in, if the taxi came to get him and he got in, then where did he tell the cab driver he was going?

English

English

This perfectly exemplifies the reasons as to why you should not text whilst drinking. It makes no sense and by the sounds of things, this could be a make or break time in the relationship. No drunk texting!



Update

Update

This is really good that this guy was caught instead of running over somebody and ruining everyone’s day, month, year, and lives. Although, if I was the cop I would have let him update his status to “I just got arrested and I’m a jerk”.

Keep You

Keep You

This is heart-warming. We are granted only but a few moments such as this in our lives and the beauty of receiving this by text and not voice is that you will have it to remember whenever you feel down.



Mushrooms and Mario

Mushrooms and Mario

This is totally acceptable and all above board. I mean, if you happen to encounter a midget at the same time as you have access to a mushroom then you would be doing the world a disservice by not doing it – drunk or not…

Single GF

Single GF

The interesting thing about this is that it is both sweet and deceptive at the same time. I mean, maybe he is just saying (in the only drunken way he knows how) that he wouldn’t cheat because she is the best. Yeah, that’s it.



Remember Farmville?

Remember Farmville?

I am inclined to agree with the reasons behind this incident. The inspiration came from a good place. It’s just that maybe it isn’t a good idea to dig up somebody’s mom’s garden. They might not understand the reasoning behind it.

Drunk Mom

Drunk Mom

It’s cute when mom gets drunk once in a while, if only so you can take advantage of her feelings of remorse and/or guilt afterwards. It’s is when she is getting drunk at home by herself in the middle of the day that the fun stops.



He Knows

He Knows

I don’t reckon he would have been the first person to have ever done this. I may have actually done it myself once. It’s when you start seeing Optimus Prime do his transformation that you should be concerned.

An Unlikely Scenario

An Unlikely Scenario

Now I don’t know if this person is an alcoholic – he might just like to have a good time. I mean, if this extremely unlikely scenario should repeat itself again and again then maybe he does have a problem but until then, just let kids be kids…



Bite Your Nose Off

Bite Your Nose Off

Okay so not technically a drunken text but I include it simply because I want to know if this guy was actually drunk or if he may have been indulging in something else he got on the forest floor. What do you think?

Drinking Babies

Drinking Babies

Jason is talking (or rather texting) absolute dribble and pretty much gave up the fact that he is drunk straight away. Despite this, he is still able to recognize and reward someone’s politeness with a compliment. I love me a good drop of the ol’ baby!



Group Chat

Group Chat

There are certain things you do in life which you can be very proud of. Then there are other times when you piss on a cat. Guess which one of those is best to share with your friends… Yep, the cat thing. Hilarious!

Federation Knoll

Federation Knoll

Yeah, I think we all know what this guy is trying to say. I have no idea why the other person receiving the message would be so rude as to suggest that they do not. There’s simply no need for it as far as I’m concerned.



Illiterate

Illiterate

It is always difficult when trying to decipher text messages because I always wonder if there has been some new text word I haven’t been informed of. But I’m pretty sure that Toyota isn’t one of them.

 

Your God

Your God

Harry is having way too much fun to go to sleep. Isn’t it weird how people always suggest to a drunk person that they should go to sleep? It is literally the last thing you should say to them. Well, “here’s a lighter and some gas” would be a bit worse but you know what I mean.