20 Texts That You'll Only Ever Get From Your Grandma

Blazin' an' Clubbin'

Blazin' an' Clubbin'

Wow, gran is out blazing and clubbing and you're home snuggled up on the couch watching a movie. Probably.

Weed and Booze

Weed and Booze

Awww, nobody knows you like your dear old gran does...



Sounds Interesting...

Sounds Interesting...

Whilst it does sound interesting, in reality, it's probably a pretty weird thing to get in the mail...

The Combo

The Combo

A phone and margaritas is a combination we're all familiar with, grandma. You are certainly not alone when it comes to that. It's just funnier somehow because you're old and stuff.



speljig good

speljig good

Grandma is either drunk or speljig is this kid's grandma-only nickname. It might be Dutch.

On This Day...

On This Day...

Thanks for that grandma, but if I'm honest, I forgot the first half of the sentence before I got done with the second half.



Where d Herbs At

Where d Herbs At

Grandma is running a side game....

Just Get The Tomatoes

Just Get The Tomatoes

We don't know why grandma wants a box of tomatoes but let's be honest, we don't have the patience to ask and wait to decipher the explanation.



The Space Bar

The Space Bar

The full-stop/period button shouldn't be placed so close to the space button. We all make this mistake ...just perhaps not so consistently.

Look At You!

Look At You!

Does anyone feel like she ruined it by showing off with the YOLO?



noworkitas, etc

noworkitas, etc

What the actual F is she talking about?!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh, indeed. This one is a  little like the last. We wonder what is going through grandma's head at a time like this. Does she think this is shorthand of some sort?



Ebatsensuurrseid

Ebatsensuurrseid

I like to think we missed the earlier parts of the text conversation and Ebatsensuurrseid is the small Estonian town that nanna grew up in.

I Know Hot

I Know Hot

We bet you do, grandma, we just don't really want to think about you getting hot under the collar because, well, you're grandma...



V-Day

V-Day

When grandma knows just exactly how pathetic you are but loves you anyway.

One-Dimensional

One-Dimensional

It would seem that nanna knows more about music than many when she alludes to this band of pretty boys as one-dimensional.



PolM, Oklahoma

PolM, Oklahoma

Hey, at least she got an actual word out and it only took a few goes...

What Day Is It?

What Day Is It?

Something tells me that grandma is legit asking what day it is ...from the nursing home.



Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne

Grandma is concerned with Lil Wayne's health ....I mean, as we all are, right? It just seems odd somehow because it's from grandma.

Wild and Wooly

Wild and Wooly

Grandma is trying to tell you that when she was younger she was with a lot of dudes before she met grandpa ...or perhaps even after she met grandpa.