20 Texts You Should Avoid Sending To A Woman

"Here"

"Here"

I'm no expert on what makes a girl tick, but I'm thinking that perhaps it could be a good move to, like, get out of the car and go ring her door bell...

“Can’t make it. Raincheck?”

“Can’t make it. Raincheck?”

You could have solved this little issue a lot better by pressing the right buttons on the phone. If you use those buttons in the correct sequential order, it will actually let you talk to her! I know it sounds crazy but that's what a phone used to be for.

“I’m sorry”

“I’m sorry”

Yeah, see what you did wrong there? If you really were sorry (or at least, wanted to come across as though you were genuine even though you really haven't figured out what it is you actually did) then you probably should have called her.

"K"

"K"

That's not a word. It's laziness.

Any Emoticons

Any Emoticons

I don't want to come across sounding sexist or anything, but let's be honest, if you're a dude texting a woman and you use any emoticon whatsoever, you've just lost major masculinity points. It might not sound right but it's true.

Mutliple Unanswered Texts

Mutliple Unanswered Texts

She hasn't answered you so there's probably a reason for that. Yes, one of those reasons could be that she thinks you're a jerk but do you think that by sending her another message you're doing anything to change that?

“What do you want to do?”

“What do you want to do?”

If you're going on a date with a girl (we're just talking about dudes taking girls out here for a moment) she almost definitely wants you to decide what you're going to do. If you don't have the imagination to come up with one idea for a first date, that doesn't look good for a potential relationship (or a second date).

Your Junk

Your Junk

There is rarely a good time to send her this picture. Why do guys keep doing this?!

“Running late”

“Running late”

Once again, call her!!

"Fine"

"Fine"

Yeah, because everyone loves a passive aggressive message, don't they?!

“R U joking?”

“R U joking?”

Dude, you had to ask... What does that tell you?

“Haha” or “LOL”

“Haha” or “LOL”

If her text did actually make you laugh then think of something witty to say back or think of something to say to validate her wittiness. “Haha” or “LOL”just shows a complete lack of imagination and that is very, very boring...

“I was wrong”

“I was wrong”

Perhaps you were. In fact, you definitely were. But you've now made a fatal error. You know this will be used against you at some point in the future, don't you? Don't admit it in a text where it can come back to haunt you!

“I think we should see other people”

“I think we should see other people”

Yeah, you should probably have the balls to do this in person because this is just plain old slack and paints you as a very weak character. Sorry, but your mother raised you better than that...

“Thinking of you…"

“Thinking of you…"

Here's you thinking "Look at me being all romantic and shit!" and there's her thinking "Okay great, what the fuck am I supposed to respond with? That's kind of weird".

“Are you mad at me?”

“Are you mad at me?”

Well, I wasn't. But I kind of am now.

Sexts

Sexts

Unless you're already in a long-term relationship and you're not reading this for do's and don't's, then don't. Okay?

“Who’s that guy you were with?”

“Who’s that guy you were with?”

Needless to say, you'll come across as jealous. In case you hadn't realized before, she is definitely not going to enjoy you admitting to feeling threatened by her having guy friends. It already plants the seed in her mind that maybe there'll come a time where she'll need to choose between you and her friends, and guess who she will choose....

“Please give me another chance”

“Please give me another chance”

It's one thing to beg. But begging in the form of a text?! C'mon man, that's firmly in pathetic territory.

“I love you”

“I love you”

Again, one reserved only for long-term relationships where that has become a thing. In any other situation, you need to say this in person or it's weird. Just sayin'....