20 Things That Those Who Are Not Morning People Will Understand

It's True

It's True

We don't know why some people appear to be morning people. And we don't care either, not until we get our coffee, at least...

This Is truly Brutal

This Is truly Brutal

This is the face you make when you wake up in wee hours of the morning to check your phone, only to realize the brutal awakening that it's actually just a few minutes before your alarm will go off.



Compulsive Snoozer

Compulsive Snoozer

If this is you then you know why? It's about the only thing worse than getting up.

You've Gotta Earn A Living!

You've Gotta Earn A Living!

Life would be way easier if you got paid to throw a tantrum.



The Morning Can Go ____ Itself!

The Morning Can Go ____ Itself!

Fuck the morning. Fuck the morning indeed.

Adulting

Adulting

At which point does the rule book say I have to grow up and do what society thinks I should? Can't someone just, like, give me a few million dollars and leave me alone? I promise I won't cause any trouble...



Ungodly

Ungodly

Do you ever sit at your desk in the morning and start to wonder how you got here? How did life get to this ungodly point?!

Do I Need This?

Do I Need This?

Failing something like the scenario we just described eventuating, then yes, you do need this job. Sorry.



Not Just People

Not Just People

We need not say anything else here other than "We feel your pain, dude".

Somehow it's comforting to understand that it's not just people.

Okay To Kill

Okay To Kill

They should change the laws accordingly.



In Serious Need

In Serious Need

This might seem a little dramatic but hey, life is serious, and I'm seriously in need of some sleep.

They Must Die!

They Must Die!

We're not even jealous of these people. We just want to end their lives in aggressive fashion.



Them and Us

Them and Us

I totally identify with the guy at the bottom!

Wait...

Wait...

The only difference between this and real life is that in no way do I have the energy for "please".



When I'm Ready

When I'm Ready

There is a way to behave and there's many ways not to behave. You do whatever you want just so long as you wait until I'm ready,.

Cheery Texts?!

Cheery Texts?!

Why does anybody feel like a cheery text would actaully come across as cheery? It's fucking annoying and makes me want to punch you in the groin!



Should We Have A Meeting?

Should We Have A Meeting?

Once again, proof that not everybody feels the way we do in the mornings. We'd get together and do something about it ...but we can't be bothered.

Shut Up.

Shut Up.

My face is still saying "shut the hell up and leave me alone" but at least I have coffee....



Flippin' the Bird

Flippin' the Bird

This is directed to anyone who looks in my general direction and thinks about anything other than pretending I don't exist until I get at least half-way through my coffee.

Don't.

Don't.

"Wake me up, before you go-go, coz I'm not pla..." Actually, on second thoughts.. Don't.