20 Weirdest People Spotted On Public Transport

White Face

White Face

Everyone's entitled to dress as they feel comfortable dressing (so long as they aren't wearing a big old white sheet with eye holes, that is), and so we shouldn't start out like we're suggesting these people are below us on any sort of fashion scale.

A Time And A Place

A Time And A Place

However, surely there are some people who need to learn a bit about how to behave in public. I mean, take this dude as an example. There's an argument which suggests that you should be able to do as you please really, so long as you're not hurting anyone, because everybody else should be minding their own business, right?

Then there's the argument that perhaps it's a little inappropriate to put your hand down your pants while on public transport!

White Rabbit

White Rabbit

I like to imagine that this guy happens to have made a few poor life choices that, while not ideal, they don't threaten his entire being (because he looks like a nice guy). I also like to imagine that his little friends represent a new beginning for him (a little bit like how we have the Easter Bunny dishing out chocolate eggs - symbolizing new life). Does that make sense?

Waiting To Happen

Waiting To Happen

I'm not going anywhere near this one in terms of whether it's appropriate attire or not, but I am a little concerned that it could be dangerous. I can see this person becoming stuck in the door of the train. That could very well end in a crazy scene involving blood everywhere!

Keep To Myself

Keep To Myself

I don't know who this person is or why they require this mode of transport (and quite frankly, it's none of my goddamn business) but what I can tell you is that I want one. Just so there can be no confusion - yes I do want to be left alone and not be bothered!

That Can't Be Comfortable

That Can't Be Comfortable

Some days, you're just so tired that you will sleep anywhere and in any position. I actually kind of feel bad for this lady that she is the subject of the photo and therefore our amusement. Then again, I'd do the same if I had the opportunity, and I'd expect someone to take advantage of the situation if it were me there sleeping with my nose pressed firmly against the back of the seat!

Comfort Incognito

Comfort Incognito

Who can judge until you've walked in another man's shoes (which appear to be the only part of this get-up that is even remotely normal). Let's concentrate on the positives here; it's colorful and looks comfortable - I want one!

Small Package

Small Package

This guy is so lucky that he doesn't have much  to pack in to these shorts.

Get A Room!

Get A Room!

Well, this isn't something that you see every day. I really don't want to judge and the image kid of speaks for itself, right? But seriously, get a room (preferably one with ramp access)!!

Trouser Evolution

Trouser Evolution

This guy is just taking the trend of lowering your pants to it's next logical step. I mean, maybe nobody's pointed out that the lowering must stop when it gets to the point where you risk getting charged with public indecency, but hey, at least he's not going commando, right?

Detached and Isolated But Not Alone

Detached and Isolated But Not Alone

The whole emo/goth vibe exists because these people feel a bit of a sense of detachment from "normal" society and what it takes to be a regular person, right? Then how fitting it is that I can't tell if the person on the left is real or not!

You Shall Not (Tres)Pass!

You Shall Not (Tres)Pass!

Do not fear - at no point would we dare dream of trespassing!

Playing The Cards You're Dealt

Playing The Cards You're Dealt

Simple; they had planned this family picnic for months and there was no other time to have it because Dan and Rebecca traveled all the way from Denver for the get-together, but alas it rained like a million horses pissing in the same field. So, they had it on the subway. Seems reasonable...

Rich White N____

Rich White N____

Why?

Next-Level Nihonjin

Next-Level Nihonjin

Forgive me if this comes across as a little culturally insensitive but the fact is, Japanese people are absolutely next-level and then some when it comes to sleeping on public transport. They just are...

Polka Hero

Polka Hero

I'm all for self-expression through fashion, however, this dude does have leopard skin paired with polka dots. Just sayin'...

Mayo?

Mayo?

I've seen some weird and wonderful shit in my time on this planet but (perhaps due to the sheer simplicity of it) this image makes me feel as sick as any horror movie I've seen.

When Life Gets Too Much

When Life Gets Too Much

Sure, this guy is probably going to get arrested very soon, however, it must be a liberating feeling right now. Perhaps life didn't turn out the way he had planned but nobody can take this moment away from him.

Meth Cooks Wanted

Meth Cooks Wanted

This photo was taken a few years ago when they were choosing extras for season 4 of Breaking Bad. Any questions?

I Identify As...

I Identify As...

You know how Bruce Jenner always wanted to be a woman and that dude with all the tattoos and skin implants always wanted to be a lizard? Yeah...