25 Best And Most Ridiculous Ever Questions Asked On Yahoo Answers

The Life Of The Party

The Life Of The Party

As with many of these examples, this is a case of "If you ask a stupid question, you may expect a stupid answer".

An alternative answer is "snort cocaine".

Ignorance and Apathy

Ignorance and Apathy

Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder need to make "Ignorance and Apathy" the follow-up single to that other effort of theirs...



Rob From London

Rob From London

London is a city of around 10 million people or so.

And most of them are definitely called "Rob". Or perhaps "Robert".

I'll Tell You Later

I'll Tell You Later

Does the person who asked this question know about dictionaries, or even simply just Google?



Not Recommended

Not Recommended

It's true, your face can do heaps of stuff and, unlike the engine of your car, it can perform all of those functions with or without oil. The oil isn't the problem.

The Days Of October

The Days Of October

Yeah, it's true - we just had a look at calendars of the past few millennia or so and found that each October has managed to include a bunch of Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and ...wait a second.... Yep, there's even some Sundays.



Ooooh Oh Oh

Ooooh Oh Oh

Oh it was a pop-ish kind of song with "oh, oh" in the lyrics. Yeah, that narrows it down to about 40 billion possibilities. You're sure to get an answer soon.

The Leaning Tower Of Pizza

The Leaning Tower Of Pizza

How some people at this level of intelligence are able to get through life without forgetting to breathe is a source of constant fascination.



Tell Me Why

Tell Me Why

There are questions and then there are questions, you know? This person's question asks a lot more of the reader than is visible on the surface. However, the first follow-up question in response is indeed "why are you eating dirt?"

We calmly await your reply.

All Alone

All Alone

I like how there are no answers for this question. What it shows is that people this stupid have no friends and they should be left by themselves, all alone until they either have a mental breakthrough or they die from being helpless.



Well, They Are

Well, They Are

This person has a point. There's no need for it. We should have a word with God, or Charles Darwin, or Oprah Winfrey, about this and see if something can be done about it.

Yes. You Should.

Yes. You Should.

I think it's about time they knew the truth.



Drunk Bees

Drunk Bees

Bees are always getting drunk as hell because of the stress associated with flying. "I just can't go back up there again!" they have been known to scream as they chase the bottom of another whiskey glass.

Does that answer the question?

A Ton Of Files

A Ton Of Files

Yes. That is exactly how it works.



Rejection!

Rejection!

The answer is uniquely short and perfect. "No".

How To Make A Yahoo Account

How To Make A Yahoo Account

Dude managed to ask a question without making an account. Genius.



Meet Jimmy

Meet Jimmy

Yeah, Jimmy seems to have grown up to be a well-adjusted, stable young man. His parents should be proud.

The Specific Ocean

The Specific Ocean

Dear person who asked this question,

Most normal people recognized and moved on from this mistake during their first year or two of school. Maybe you should give up in life.

Sincerely,

Everybody else.



0%

0%

Yes, we can see the question you were trying to ask but you managed to get the cart before the horse. Therefore, you deserve all the ridiculous responses that come your way.

Mind Blowing

Mind Blowing

You know, I'd never looked at that way before. And maybe that's because I'm not borderline so dumb that I shouldn't be allowed to mingle with the rest of the general population.



Californian Floods

Californian Floods

The same thing tha causes floods elsewhere.

Live Without An Arm

Live Without An Arm

It's true. Lots of people manage to have a fulfilling life without an arm. Hell, there's a woman I saw on YouTube who's a pilot but doesn't have any arms!



CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK

LET'S BE HONEST, ANYTHING WITTY WE COULD POSSIBLY SAY ABOUT THIS ONE WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE DONE IN ALL CAPS, WASN'T IT?

Start Runnin'

Start Runnin'

Does this guy have a pretty bulky life insurance policy by any chance?



YouTube Comes To Me

YouTube Comes To Me

I like how this guy insists he has "some funny things to show the internet".

I bet he's a barrel of laughs at parties.