25 Hilarious Tweets For Science Nerds

Hunter Gatherer

Hunter Gatherer

If you are reading any of these tweets and don't quite understand, then I'm afraid that's just too damn bad...

Correlation and Causation

Correlation and Causation

It's not up to us to explain them to you because, well, it's a great case of "if you have to ask, you'll never know".

This Spinach Is An iPad

This Spinach Is An iPad

Wouldn't it kind of ruin the whole point if you had to have the joke explained to you?

Not To Be Reductionist

Not To Be Reductionist

I'd suggest that it might ruin it for those who do understand them. Remember, we did say that they are only for science nerds, didn't we?

High Five!

High Five!

Yes, it all depends ont he quantity of beer. But we like beer. High five!

Incredible Grace

Incredible Grace

There's a lot to be said for gracefulness and fleet-of-foot. If you're going to have to bolt at a split-seconds' notice, you're going to want to look good doing it, right?

Ducks and Horses

Ducks and Horses

I know we've had a mere fraction of a conversation to judge, but I can't imagine that these two people would actually be friends.

Venution

Venution

Is everybody okay if I call Neil deGrasse Tyson by his first name? I don't know the guy but I feel like we'd be friends and I'm sure he'd be cool with being on a first name basis.

Everything's an Opportunity

Everything's an Opportunity

I reckon there are science teachers who have used this simply to get out of having to do playground duty. Probably.

Plotting The End Of The World

Plotting The End Of The World

That does sound like a familiar plot but I just can't seem to put my finger on it...

The Four Fs

The Four Fs

I'd really like to know if there are any people reading this right now and thinking to themselves, something along the lines of, "..But there are only three Fs and an M..."

Old Dinosaurs

Old Dinosaurs

Well, when you break it down like that, it does sound a little old school, however, you have to play the cards you're dealt, right?

Makin' Ends Meet

Makin' Ends Meet

Ligase! Makin' ends meet! Get it?! Get it?!!!!

OMG!

OMG!

This seems like an unliely scenario but then again, so did the lady and the tramp.

String Theory

String Theory

I'm not a huge fan of this one, if only because this dude found it necessary to tell everybody that it's a science joke. Plus, that's probably wool...

Simba

Simba

Who told you about science?

Neil Again...

Neil Again...

My old buddy, Neil (if you'll recall).

I like how he has the ability to tell you a specific situation where your life will end and it still doesn't come across as being overly morbid. What a legend!

Breaking Up With Pluto

Breaking Up With Pluto

She's right, you know. We paid it less attention when it was an actual planet.

Apocalyptic

Apocalyptic

It makes the whole thing seem so simple, doesn't it?

Humble Pi

Humble Pi

As far as puns go, this is a fair effort. Puns still suck though.... They do!

Shark Week

Shark Week

I saw a dude on Jerry Springer once who was sexually attracted to sharks. We are not all the same.

Chemistry Alphabet

Chemistry Alphabet

It's one of those things where it makes sense (sort of) but still makes you look like an idiot. Like early on in Breaking Bad where Jesse points out a "cow house" he spots in the distance.

Mars Water

Mars Water

This sounds like a super fun way to pass the time!

Applaud The Planets

Applaud The Planets

It's not like they don't deserve the accolades, but it's not like they'll know about it either.

Schrödinger's Cat

Schrödinger's Cat

Paradoxical thought experiments hurt our brains!

I know this might make me a bad person but I kind of wish one of these cats was dead....