25 More Of The Dumbest Tweets Twitter Has Ever Seen

That Rhythms

That Rhythms

I don't want to be the one to tell this dude that he totally got the word wrong, because it would be awkward AF. Sorry, but you're going to have to do it for me...

I Made That Bitch Famous

I Made That Bitch Famous

Yeah. Yeah, it was totally all you.There's too much wrong with this shit to even correct it.



With A K

With A K

It does if you change the word so it is spelled the way you want it spelled in order to be able to use a "k as the first letter. Other than that, it does not begin with a "k". I never has. Sorry.

New Artists

New Artists

And we bet Paul McCartney really appreciates the leg-up too. It's not like he has a long and illustrious career of his own to draw inspiration from...



Pet Files

Pet Files

Perhaps this girl has the cart before the horse on the whole pet file issue.

My BF's Colon

My BF's Colon

I find it strange that your boyfriend would be all alone in the woods, needing a shit, and only having your sweater to wipe his ass with.



In The South

In The South

Shut up.

....And don't have kids.

Organism

Organism

You cannot even have sex without some type of organism. However, if what you actually mean is "orgasm" then yeah, most people don't have them......do they?



Stacking Rocks

Stacking Rocks

This dude hasn't actually been to see the Pyramids, right?

The White House

The White House

If every lunatic with an average grasp of English and a head injury was right, it truly would be a freaky would in which we live.



Obama

Obama

Why, it's Obama. That's why you used the word "Obama" in the sentence, right?

Black Habitat

Black Habitat

What the fuck is this dude even trying to say? Does he know what words mean?



Ebola

Ebola

Sure it is. I mean, if you're going to ask such a dumb question then it's clear that no matter what answer we give, you still need a whole bunch of help understanding the basics - so fuck it.

Incest Is Best

Incest Is Best

I guess it all depends upon which part of the world you come from. In some parts incest might be best. In most other parts, however, it's illegal and immoral.



Ifold Tower

Ifold Tower

This tweet has problems for a whole bunch of different reasons - not the least of which is the fact that there is no such place as the Ifold Tower. But whatevs...

My Momma

My Momma

Your momma is a smart woman. You should probably have listened to her more.Or maybe you should not have listened to her at all....It depends upon how you managed to get this stupid.



Girl Daughter

Girl Daughter

You'll be happy to know that the odds are quite good for that happening.

100 in to 7

100 in to 7

How does a dude like this read something along the lines of Bey's album getting to number 1 in 100 countries and then write this tweet without stopping to wonder why he had read it?



Speech Peppermint

Speech Peppermint

Do we need to point out the irony here? Oh, we do?

Well, if this guy actually said these words aloud, it would sound like he too has a speech peppermint.

Josh's Future

Josh's Future

Josh had a lot of things going for him in life but none of them were a career in any field that required even a basic command of mathematics.



Carpet Tunnel

Carpet Tunnel

There's nothing more awkward than berating people for being stupid and then making the exact same mistake. In fact, let's never tell this dude of what he's done wrong, just so we can avoid having to have the ensuing conversation.

Light And Dark

Light And Dark

There's a few things wrong with this - that much is plain to see. But in the interests of not offending anyone (those people who have IQs around the 20-30 mark) let's not mention any of them.



No.

No.

I think it is fair to say that no female or male of any sexual orientation has ever had an organism from anal sex.

After David

After David

I second that question; what the fuck is a(n) after David? I mean, I could tell you what an affidavit is, but that's not what you asked.



Who'd He Kill?

Who'd He Kill?

Yeah, 'cause that's exactly what "2nd degree murder" means. Congratulations on learning to tie your laces and wipe your own ass.