25 Next-Level Manscapers Of Instagram

Proud. Sexy. Disturbing.

Proud. Sexy. Disturbing.

I can't look at this for too long without feeling like perhaps I should take a shower.

Shy Guy

Shy Guy

The one place you don't need a bikini top is in the shower but hey, maybe he's a little shy.



Happy 4th

Happy 4th

This is equal parts disturbing, hilarious, and impressive. It's got me wanting to pledge allegiance to his chest and that makes me feel a little awkward, if I'm honest.

I'll Pray For You

I'll Pray For You

This manscaping effort is exactly what Jesus would have wanted. Probably.



Equal Opportunity

Equal Opportunity

Well, to be fair to this guy, if a chick has tits that big, it's culturally unacceptable for her to have them out and so in the interest of not being sexist, I'd say he's probably doing the right thing here.

What's This?!

What's This?!

We jus thought we'd throw this one in here. It's not "manscaping" in the traditional sense, however, it is some sort of "scaping" and it was probably done by a man. So...it's cool, right?



Happy New Year

Happy New Year

For some strange reason, this guy and the person he made take the picture are the only ones left at this New Years party. We wonder why...

Optical Illusions

Optical Illusions

May I take this opportunity to warn you off looking at this for too long as you will surely fall in to a trance. You're welcome in advance.



The Patriot

The Patriot

When is there a time where an abnormal amount of thick chest hair becomes an asset? 4th of July. That's your time to shine!

This Guy Is The Future

This Guy Is The Future

Back hair is not really supposed to be a source of pride, or at least, it hasn't been throughout the ages. However, it's brave people like this that buck trends and give power to those people who might have formerly been ashamed. Good for you, dude!



I Like 'Em Thick

I Like 'Em Thick

Okay, so the impressive part of this is not really the way the hair itself is styled, but since this isn't a list about awesome tattoos, check out how thick this dude's body hair is!! Impressive! He does need to make a decision now. He either continuously shaves or waxes his ample body hair all the time (and that's got to be tedious), lets it grow over and renders the tattoo pointless, or he keep shaving just the bit over the tattoo - which looks ridiculous.

Half The Man He Used To Be

Half The Man He Used To Be

Every hairy man on the planet has wanted to do this at some point. Notice that the dog is still okay with it but he did need to take the picture himself as no potential sex partner would dare go near him. Probably.



I Feel Weird

I Feel Weird

The awkward thing about this one is that I'm not 100% sure that it's been sculpted on purpose. Let's leave this one alone. I feel weird now...

Movember

Movember

I'm guessing that this dude wanted to get involved in all that Movember action but couldn't bear to actually shave it off because he's one of those dudes who feels like he loses his identity without it (I'm not saying he's insecure, but...). So, he grew one on his chest.



Nananananananananananananana.....

Nananananananananananananana.....

...BATMAN!!!

The only real response that a normal person could possibly have upon seeing this image is "Fuck!"

V Day

V Day

This dude is a lightweight compared to that Batman guy (he's the best in the world!) but if I'm honest, he's still far better at me at growing a love heart in his chest hair (yeah, like that's a skill I would actually want).



Mankini

Mankini

Borat's mankini is yesterday's news compared to this!

Cupid

Cupid

At first, I had no idea what this was and needed to read the caption to get it. It's nice and all, but what's with his expression? And the ridiculous hat?!



Can't Look Away

Can't Look Away

I bet this guy lives with his mom.

This Guy's A Pussy!

This Guy's A Pussy!

Firstly, let me say that this is absolutely awesome. However, it still makes me feel quite sick in the stomach. I'll get back to you when I can articulate why but I've got a feeling that could take a while.



A Tie For All Occasions

A Tie For All Occasions

This is a fantastic idea for a beach wedding.

Low-Rent Batman

Low-Rent Batman

Even though this Batman effort is better than anything I will ever be capable of, it's still very much in the shadows of that furry genius we already saw. Sorry, dude.



Make It Stop!

Make It Stop!

What is is with these dudes and their Batman fascination?! We've already got a winner and that's that! Okay?!

What Was The Intention And Did It Work?

What Was The Intention And Did It Work?

The lengths you have to go to get noticed by the ladies, these days! Does anybody think he actually got laid that day?



In The Basement

In The Basement

It looks to me like the party might be downstairs....