25 Of The Dumbest Tweets Twitter Has Ever Seen

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs

That's perfectly okay because he doesn't know who you are either. Also, he's dead too. So there's that...

Ultamiss Prime

Ultamiss Prime

I really hope this dude filmed it because I have no idea how that would go down.



Stevie Still Blind?

Stevie Still Blind?

Let's be honest, Stevie Wonder is not only wonderful by name, but is something of a musical genius too. However, last I heard he was unable to perform miracle eye surgery on himself.

Salad On To The Wound

Salad On To The Wound

Poor grammar and wasting perfectly good salad! That's two strikes!



RIP Rodney

RIP Rodney

Yeah, there have been a few prominent figures with the last name King. It can get difficult to keep up sometimes, I'm sure...

Mourning Wood

Mourning Wood

There's nothing wrong with the sentiment, it's just that the poor grasp of the English language makes me think of how awkward it would be to get an erection at a funeral.



The Mona List

The Mona List

It's almost in that territory where perhaps you could blame it on Autocorrect, right? Okay, so that would be being too kind. Leo can do many things ...perhaps he can paint. Who knows?

Sounds Like A Plan

Sounds Like A Plan

Yeah, it does sound like a plan - a really, really shit plan! It's good thing this girl isn't in charge of her country's finances. Then again, perhaps she is!



Metal Pausing

Metal Pausing

If this dude gave it even one extra bit of thought, perhaps he would start to wonder how or why what he was talking about would ever be called "metal pausing".

Mayo

Mayo

She didn't spell it right or use it in the correct fashion but she did get one thing right; it is disgusting as fuck!



Defense Magnesium

Defense Magnesium

There is so much wrong with this tweet that quite frankly, some people just shouldn't be allowed access to a Twitter account. So let's start a list of those people we need to ban until they show they know how to use it properly. So far we have this chick, Kanye and Donald Trump.

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain

Glee; began filming in 2009. Kurt Cobain; died in 1994.

But sure, fuck it... Yes, Kurt Cobain is definitely that guy from Glee.



How Do We Know...?

How Do We Know...?

If this woman should ever manage to procreate, how will her children know she ever existed when she's dead. This is somewhat philosophical and yet, equal parts ridiculous!

Kelsey Grammer

Kelsey Grammer

I'm sure Kelsey Grammer would be at least a little concerned to hear that he is dead too. We'll forgive this person for the spelling mistake in the actor's last name. I'm more concerned with the legacy of Joe Frazier.



Jamaica

Jamaica

Geography is clearly not everybody's strong suit...

911

911

Yes. Yes, that is 100% definitely what happened. Now, don't have children....



Cream Abdul-Jabbar

Cream Abdul-Jabbar

I can just imagine the man himself being shown this tweet (as would have happened at some point) and melting away in to a fit of tearful laughter. And that's all that would need to be said about it.

Init

Init

While it isn't absolutely imperative that such a pursuit necessarily requires perfect spelling and grammar, it's probably a good idea that an aspiring entrepreneur at least finishes elementary school.



Alter Eagle

Alter Eagle

Who cares about this person or what they do?! Not me. I'm just really keen to start a band now, so I can call it "Alter Eagle".

Smells Like Teen Idiocy

Smells Like Teen Idiocy

While it is true that Green Day may have spent a whole career wishing to write a song as iconic as "Smells Like Teen Spirit", unless it remains unreleased, they have not as yet.

This person; Fail!



Mount Rushmore

Mount Rushmore

Huh?!

I'm (Not) Clean!

I'm (Not) Clean!

Oh no! There is an extremely steep learning curve coming up for this youngster. Good luck with everything!



Please Stop.

Please Stop.

What the absolute shit is this person going on about?!!

Dontcha?!

Dontcha?!

Well yeah, kinda. And not so much my girlfriend as everyone else, especially all the idiots on this list.



We Don't Know!

We Don't Know!

Well, we could start with the fact that they're dead, but I guess you already considered that one, right?