25 Of The Most Hilarious #alternativefacts Facts On Twitter

Annie Are You Okay?

Annie Are You Okay?

Well, everybody's different I guess, but while we're making shit up, you could be anyone in the world and you chose the person who played Annie on Broadway?

3 Doors Down And Out

3 Doors Down And Out

Serious;y, were they ever? I guess it depends on how broad you're prepared to get with the word "relevant"...

CC (alt compass)

CC (alt compass)

Well, if he did, he didn't seem to notice.

Sorry Cubs

Sorry Cubs

Take all the Oscars you like off of La La Land, but don't take this away from the Cubs!

When Alt Facts Work For You

When Alt Facts Work For You

Oh alternative facts; where have you been hiding all my life?!

How Do You Know?

How Do You Know?

How do you know this isn't true? A total tree-falls-in-the-forest-type thing, right? Does the Pope shi tin the woods? Sorry, what?!

15 To Life

15 To Life

Well, maybe now you'll realize this is only for manic businessmen-cum-reality star-cum-POTUS's and their friends. What were you thinking?!

Speed and Altitude

Speed and Altitude

Hell, I don't even want the people making my breakfast cereal using alternative facts (unless they can prove that Froot Loops has no harmful sugar in it).

Alt Exam Facts

Alt Exam Facts

If it's good enough for the ones in power then why not?

Ways To Die

Ways To Die

When you look at it that way, it makes it way easier to justify. You should have said so earlier...

Alt Sunday

Alt Sunday

We could all use an extra day off, man. In fact, what if the next day after the one you're in is always an alternative Sunday? Yeah, let's do that.

What's A Lie, Anyway?

What's A Lie, Anyway?

What I really want is Pinocchio's perspective on all of this. If ever there was someone who is qualified to give us his take on lying versus alternative facts, it's that guy, right?

Alt Life

Alt Life

Yeah, and when I ran over that woman, I didn't kill her I just, like, alt lifed her ...or something....

I'm In!

I'm In!

Hey, I don't know about you guys but if this is what the world looks like when we take alternative facts in to account then fuck it, I'm in.

The Future

The Future

It sounds like a joke but we also know that, if things are left to their current course, this will be science in the future. It might all die with the next handful of generations, but it started with us.

Alternative Prescence

Alternative Prescence

With this genius introduction of alternative facts, you can never be wrong and therefore never actually be held accountable for anything. It's actually quite liberating in a way.

Alt Sane

Alt Sane

Against my better judgment, I have to be the one to stick up for KC here and ask; is this dude an alternative psychologist?

Perspective Changes Everything

Perspective Changes Everything

Once again, life is rendered nothing but an open matter of perspective. You're welcome.

Empty Bleachers

Empty Bleachers

This totally explains why it appeared that there were very few people there and I have absolutely no more questions about it.

Alt Cat

Alt Cat

Perhaps the worst example of what all of this "alternative facts" business is doing to the world; identity crises in animals!

Oh Yeah!

Oh Yeah!

....And they said alternative facts were a bad thing!

AltPhone

AltPhone

I did the same thing with Ferrari stickers and my Hyundai.

If You Can't Beat 'Em

If You Can't Beat 'Em

Let's be honest, all those words you used in that sentence probably fit together in the exact sequential order in which you kindly arranged them. But we don't have time to figure out what they mean. We're way too busy coming up with alt facts! Yee-hawww!!!

Alt Sunshine

Alt Sunshine

Knowing the Donald as we do, it would make sense to assume that he either believes he would be on first name basis with God, unless he actually believes he is God. In which case, it makes perfect sense that he would be able to, if not influence the weather, then certainly call it whatever he pleases.

The Right Wrong Answers

The Right Wrong Answers

...And here, although this is quite obviously a joke, is the problem at hand, summed up very nicely for us. If the people in charge are allowed to make up reality and interpret things as they see fit, then it's only a matter of time before everybody does, thereby affording us a world of chaotic and total bullshit.