25 Of The Stupidest Questions Ever Asked In Class As Shared By Students And Teachers

Evolutionary

Evolutionary

Not a teacher but I once heard a student say "you actually believe in evolution? So you think monkeys just decided not to turn into people?" to another student. The teacher basically looked into the camera like he was on The Office, so to speak.

- Knock_out123

Great Idea

Great Idea

“If the patient has a brain hemorrhage, can we do a tourniquet on the neck to stop it?”

Feeling_Of_Knowing



The Endless Supply Of Tap Water

The Endless Supply Of Tap Water

After a massive water shortage: "Can't we just fill up the reservoir with tap water?"

Wow, how did nobody ever think of that???

- ghost-of-harrenhal

Smoke Crack

Smoke Crack

“How old do you have to be to smoke crack?” - a fellow student at Waukegan circa 1988.

- Itocadisco



What Attempt Am I On?

What Attempt Am I On?

I'm a corporate trainer, so hopefully this counts.

I used to train content for an exam that everyone in our field must take to get licensed. If you didn't pass, you had to go back through the course. Well, I had a dude go through my class 4 times. FOUR.

Here's the conversation we had before his 3rd exam.

Guy: "What attempt am I on?"

Me: "Wait... what?"

Guy: "Well, I've taken the test twice, but everyone else in here hasn't taken it, so am I taking my test for the first time or the third time?"

Me: "What do you think?"

Guy: "I don't know. That's why I'm asking you."

Dude thought that he might be on his first attempt because he was back in a class with a bunch of people who were on theirs.

As you might expect, he failed. He never got that license.

- jbuch

The Scottish Sun

The Scottish Sun

Had a pupil ask me if the Sun they saw in America was the same as the Sun we saw here in Scotland, and why was their Sun so much warmer...

- Connelly90



MLK

MLK

In 8th grade, I had a classmate argue that Martin Luther King freed the slaves. When I tried to correct her she flipped out and started screaming, name calling, etc.

- Higher_higher

It's My Right

It's My Right

While discussing the bill of rights:

"If we got the right to bear arms, why can't we wear tank tops in school?”

- itsmeclooney



Never Eating Muffins Again

Never Eating Muffins Again

Grade 5 Sex Ed. I had a rule that any question can be asked but I might ask you to ask your parents instead of me. One kid gave me a classic example of why I don't want to answer some questions.

"I heard a story about a man who put his 'stuff' into muffins and fed it to grade one kids. Is that true?"

"Well... that is pretty disgusting and I would think that person would go to jail for doing that"

"Wouldn't the girls get pregnant from eating it?"

And before I could say anything another student blurted out "NO!! They wouldn't get pregnant!! They haven't gone through puberty yet!!"

I am thankful for days when kids remind me that they are still kids.

- ddubs08

Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie Apocalypse

As part of teaching U.S. Government I ran a zombie apocalypse scenario where the students had to respond to an ongoing crisis in real-time using the actual powers of the government. It was my favorite activity all semester and I went all in, including a large map of the U.S. that would be updated for every day that passed.

As part of this activity I prepared a handout of a fake news story about the zombie apocalypse beginning in our home town. It had pictures of zombies shambling around and was written all newspaper style.

One day, after handing these out, an 18 year old student raised their hand and said “Sir, did this really happen?"

- CrowSage



The Ramen Tree

The Ramen Tree

A girl in my honors science class asked the teacher, and was 100% serious, if ramen grew on ramen trees.

- SexyMatt

A Delicate Topic

A Delicate Topic

I had a student give me the strangest excuse ever to not participate in a final project presentation that we'd been working on all semester and was literally the point of the class. She came up to me a week before the presentations were to happen and told me "I can't come to the presentation because I want to come out to my parents that night.”

Now clearly this is a delicate topic and I would typically be overwhelmingly supportive of a students journey to find themselves. However it was a week before the event, she couldn't pick a different day to tell her parents? Really? It HAD to be the night of the giant presentation she was supposed to do?!

I asked her if there was anything special about that date and why it NEEDED to be that night when she was aware that not attending would for sure lock-in her already failing grade for the class. She just shrugged and said it just felt like a good day for her to do it on.

She didn't attend the presentations event. She also hadn't done a lick of work all semester so I have a feeling it had a lot more to do with that than anything else.

- trixie_trixie



Explicit Instructions

Explicit Instructions

This came up all the time when teaching kids how to do their taxes. I must have had this conversation a dozen times.

Student: Sir I don't know what to do at this part.

Me: What does the instruction say on that line?

Student: Add box 23 and 24 and write the answer here.

Me: So add box 23 and 24?

I to this day have no idea how you teach someone to follow very explicit instructions.

- mousicle

Punching Mom

Punching Mom

I teach martial arts to little kids, I had a kid ask me if he could punch his mom now.

- jennytopssky



Because They're Pontoons

Because They're Pontoons

Kid: “How do islands not float away?”

Me: “Really big anchors.”

He wrote it down.

- Mjrfrankburns

Were They Ever?

Were They Ever?

My mom is a teacher's assistant in a 5th grade class. A few weeks ago a girl asked,"Are bears still real?"

- deepfriedkelp



The Second Moon

The Second Moon

I was asked by a crying student once if there was a second moon.

In response, she pointed to the sun and said, “aren't the sun and the moon the same thing?”

After I explained to her the sun did not turn into the moon at night and then back into the sun in the morning (she thought the moon was the sun 'turned off'), I did an impromptu science lesson that afternoon with the whole class.

- earthgarden

Just From Talking

Just From Talking

In 7th grade science class during sex ed they were talking about oral sex. A girl in class suddenly blurted out: "wait you can get an STD just from talking about sex?"

I wouldn't call the question stupid, she had just had no exposure to sex at all beforehand.

- Slightmeatsweats



Imitation Periods

Imitation Periods

Private writing instructor. A couple of years ago, I had a student ask me if commas were real or imaginary. He was equally dubious about semicolons, which he referred to as "imitation periods."

He was 26 and very serious.

- JustZoni

Bigger Than China and Texas

Bigger Than China and Texas

While I was student teaching, I had a student ask where Texas was on the map I was projecting on the screen. The map was of China.

- UrsulaMajor



Of Mice...

Of Mice...

9th grade ELA, a few chapters into Of Mice And Men:

"What kind of work does George do on the farm?"

"I'm not sure. Probably the same work that everyone else is doing."

"Oh. It must be hard for him to help out, since he's a mouse."

Uh_I_Say

Solid F

Solid F

At the college mid term, I had a guy come who I’d never seen before come up to the front to talk to me. He proceeded to ask me what his grade was.

Turns out he should have known what his grade was because he had never turned in a single piece of homework, had done no quizzes, had never even attended a test.

What did you think you'd have? You've got a solid F.

- Azten



Volcanic Eruptions

Volcanic Eruptions

After a lengthy explanation of the effects of volcanic eruptions on human communities, I had a grade 6 student ask me why on earth people even make volcanic eruptions.

- imagineamelon

What Else Would They Be Made Of?

What Else Would They Be Made Of?

As a high school biology teacher, a 16 year old student once asked me: "Wait, aren't rhinos made of mud?"

- Jruff



How Do They Stand?

How Do They Stand?

I once projected a picture of the Earth onto the front white board. A student asked, "How do astronauts stand on a planet like that?"

This was an 8th grade student, being totally serious, not under any noticeable influence of illegal substances.

- Seminolesoldier2620