Okay, so there's only a small amount of people in the wider community that could get away with using this one, but that's no reason to leave it out...
Not the sort of dude we're about to challenge on matters of intelligence...
As far as we're aware, this is a burn and she did not star in any bestiality porn.
In a parliament hearing, someone asked the great leader something along the lines of "Must you fall asleep while a fellow MP is talking" to which he replied, "No, it's purely voluntary."
How does one thatch, exactly?
He was asked what he thought about Western Civilization, to which he simply replied, "I think it would be a good idea."
See what he did there....?
What a fantastic advertisement for the institution of marriage!
Oscar Wilde - some great quotes on a variety of subjects and always good for a healthy dose of optimistic pessimism.
Just a straight-up idiot, then..?
Yes, she was a feminist.
When questioned on an opera singer's "execution" the President said, "I'm all for it."
Man, they must have been pretty bad!
Damn, Winston! Back at it again with the insults!
Well they aren't small ears and this has not been proven to be false, so....
All we can hope is that he is indeed commenting from a metaphorical standpoint.
Have you seen a cheesier grin than this guy?!