A brown stick.
Scream "Get me out of this coffin!"
Hey, we're both lawyers.
"Hey Robin, get in the car. We've gotta go".
"Has anyone seen my tractor?"
Just come in. It's open.
To get to the other side.
You don't call him.It's pointless. He can't move.
Because it was dead.
One half of a cat.
Because he likes watermelon and he wanted to eat it.
Because he was holding it when he got run over by a truck.
They tend to be antisocial creatures by their very nature and don't often hang around with other octopuses.
Because he was a very bad waiter.
It wasn't. Numbers are actually human inventions and have no tangible presence, or ability to feel complex emotions such as fear.
Anything I say would just be a guess because chickens are incapable of verbalizing their reasoning for doing anything, including crossing roads.
Being devoured by a huge bear.
"See ya later".
*stares blankly at the person without saying a word
A wet blue ball.
A pool table.
"Joke, joke, joke, jooooooooooooke".