25 Times Parents Completely Owned Their Kids

Moving Out

Moving Out

We're guessing that this is hardly a threat. We reckon that is dad's ultimate intention; he's just too nice to come out and say it directly; "It's time for you to move out now".

Is This Blackmail?

Is This Blackmail?

Seems like a lot of effort. I'll probably just choose one of a whole slew of friends whose parents willingly allow them access to the internet without being blackmailed to earn their keep.



At War With Mom

At War With Mom

This is pretty cool and all, but something tells us that maybe it's time mom went out and got herself some friends, and perhaps a life.

The Parental Web

The Parental Web

This is very Spiderman-esque and yet, quite disturbing at the same time. To be honest, it does make me want to tape a kid to a wall. But that'd mean I'd have to have a kid first. I don't have time for that.



Believe

Believe

Also, don't think it weird that this letter is typed and not hand-written. I borrowed your parent's computer and printer. They said it was cool. Normally, I travel light and so just write notes but my handwriting is terrible these days because I'm getting too old for this shit.

Cute But Illiterate

Cute But Illiterate

Less time playing silly games and more time studying English! Both of you!

Did you ever hear of R Kelly being trapped in the "closset"?



That Was Cruel

That Was Cruel

It might have been a bit cruel but let's face it, you're also quite dumb. So there's that....

Tamagotchya!

Tamagotchya!

We're guessing this is perhaps the only time this mom has ever been funny in her whole life. So we're going to let her get away with it, just once.



Love Isn't Fuel

Love Isn't Fuel

Love has never been a type of fuel. You can't eat love. Well, you can, but only in the euphemistic sense but we really don't have the time or the R-rating to go in to that right now...

Latest Fashioned Parenthood

Latest Fashioned Parenthood

This guy just ruined a perfectly good jacket to draw attention to the most awful shorts a dad has ever put on. No matter how good he thinks he's getting his kids here, the joke's on him, right?



Got What You Deserved

Got What You Deserved

This sounds like the sort of ethereal trash you might find written on a card you get someone when they get divorced (they have those, right?) and as such, deserves nothing but the ridicule it received. Well played.

Your Face...

Your Face...

It would seem that this kid didn't inherit their father's great sense of humor because they had absolutely no comeback at all. There's no way to tell if they've got dad to thank for their face...



Why Are You Going?

Why Are You Going?

It's a pretty valid question. I mean, it's not one we'd typically expect a parent to ask but it's valid nonetheless.

That's What She Said

That's What She Said

After all this time, it's still as funny as a fart. Even better when it's the parentals!



The Point Chase

The Point Chase

How many points do you get for simply smashing through your bedroom window?

Grandad 1- You 0

Grandad 1- You 0

Not "parents" exactly,but getting owned by your grandparents still counts, right? In fact, maybe it's even better!



In Search Of Peace

In Search Of Peace

Yeah, this is definitely going to work. Maybe they should do the same thing with the dog and the cat. See, if you do that, now you've only got a dog left alive. Ah....peace....

Get A Job

Get A Job

"Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip
Mum mum mum mum mum mum
__ _ ___, sha na na na, sha na na na na..."



Mom Wins

Mom Wins

Yes, mom knows exactly what she's doing. Mom wins.

If You Weren't A Dork Before...

If You Weren't A Dork Before...

Let's be honest, if you weren't a dork before, now that your parents have painted a huge "dork" sign pointing to your room, you're officially a dork. You are...



Too Many Rules!

Too Many Rules!

I'm sort of confused when it comes to rule number 5. What I'd like to know is, let's say that 9 is the time to be home, should I have her home at 8:30, or does that then become the time and I should actually have her home at 8? I'm so confused. I think I'll just date someone else who's far less trouble.

That's A Bit Rich!

That's A Bit Rich!

How much cereal do you get for $3.00. I don't want to question anybody's parenting skills or anything, but it does seem quite a steep price, doesn't it?



Not Subtle

Not Subtle

Yeah, this is definitely the dad from before who was trying to drop subtle hints that his kid should move out. When that doesn't work, buy him a damn cake with instructions on what he should do...

Late Graduation

Late Graduation

Well, this is a bit much, really...



I Could Cut Myself

I Could Cut Myself

Well, why don't you shove the apple up your ass?! You know I'm not allowed to use a knife!!