Lawyer Gives Hilarious Advice Based On His Weirdest Cases

Plum Full

Plum Full

Don't you just love a snippet of a good, old-fashioned story of romance?

Indecent Exposure

Indecent Exposure

At least they're consistent. I was going to say something about a tiger without stripes still being a tiger but it quickly lost its relevance. What I mean is, did you really expect this person to suddenly not be the person that got themselves in to the trouble in the first place?



Honesty Is The Poopiest Policy

Honesty Is The Poopiest Policy

There's nothing wrong with telling it like it is. At least the judge is going to know they'll get a fair account of things from this person when questioned as a witness.

Planning a Felony

Planning a Felony

We wonder how this person ended up getting caught in the first place... Perhaps it's because they're an absolute idiot? Maybe that's it!



Who's The Daddy?

Who's The Daddy?

If this is possible then does that mean dudes will soon become obsolete?

An Honest Idiot

An Honest Idiot

Again, at least we know this person is honest. An absolute idiot, sure, but honest all the same.



They're Always Watching

They're Always Watching

There are so many cameras around these days that it's hard to know what to make of them really...

The Solution

The Solution

It solves the matter at hand though, doesn't it? Clearly they have!



He'll Do Himself Out Of A Job

He'll Do Himself Out Of A Job

This lawyer appears to be giving good advice for those who keep getting caught doing stupid shit. Doesn't that kind of leave him without a job if they happen to follow his suggestions?

Sharing Is Caring

Sharing Is Caring

If you can't share with those closest to you then who can you share with?



Probation

Probation

Again, I really feel like this could save everyone their time, energy and money by pointing out through actions that they shouldn't be granted the early probation release.

Poor Choice

Poor Choice

Perhaps this choice of car reflects a slew of poor life choices this person had made prior to arriving at that point in their life. I feel bad for them and all, but it is also pretty funny. So there's that...



A Stroke Of Genius?

A Stroke Of Genius?

This is either the stupidest choice ever or a stroke of genius. The verdict will dictate which.

Eager to Face The Judge?

Eager to Face The Judge?

What if they were so keen to get to court that they slept outside the courthouse?



I Just Want To Thank You

I Just Want To Thank You

People are just plain idiots, and we're kind of glad that they are or else where would we go to laugh at the misfortune of others without feeling guilty?

Straight To Jail

Straight To Jail

Even worse if it was his mom.



Come On Over

Come On Over

Maybe this person figured that the judge would think that nobody could be that stupid and so would think that they couldn't possibly be the person responsible for the theft....

Drug Urine

Drug Urine

Or just confuse everyone and use piss milked from your dog.



A Real Giver

A Real Giver

He'd already donated his brain. Such a selfless act of love!

Sweet Ass

Sweet Ass

Just paying a compliment where it's due, we're sure....