These Signs Could Be The Most Pointless We've Ever Seen

(Do)Try This At Home

(Do)Try This At Home

The fact that whoever made up this sign felt like it was necessary is disturbing, either because they figure that a normal and reasonable person might, or because some weirdo has done it before and the people in the shop wanted to warn them off doing it again.

Either way; what is wrong with the world?!

Ass Parking

Ass Parking

Yeah, because I am prepared to be rectally impaled in order to get the rest I need. I'm totally prepared to risk death and the need for extensive surgery for the sake of a few moments of relaxation. Definitely.

People Are Idiots

People Are Idiots

It's not like this sign is lying to anybody or anything, it's just that it's not telling us anything we wouldn't have been able to figure out ourselves (assuming we have an IQ beyond our shoe size). Then again, if you get caught in a flood and nobody told you that it was possible, you can probably sue somebody, right?

Stupider By The Second

Stupider By The Second

I wouldn't dare try and swim if I couldn't swim. I mean, I can, but why would I.... Wait a minute. Is anybody else finding that trying to figure out this simple sign is making them feel stupider by the second?

DO NOT ENTER

DO NOT ENTER

Here's another that makes my brain hurt with how dumb it appears to be. The fact that somebody went to the trouble of making a sign, however, makes me feel like perhaps there is something we're missing. And when I say "we" I mean "me". Maybe that last one did actually make me stupider!

Make It Stop!

Make It Stop!

See that big old red sign over there with letters spelling the word "STOP" in all caps? Yeah, well that's a stop sign". Yeah?! Well, I'll be darned! I'd been wondering what that was...