12 Of The Worst Plastic Surgery Fails On The Internet

Bee Sting Lips

Bee Sting Lips

There is that whole thing about having those "bee sting lips"but it's a different thing altogether when it actually appears as though that is exactly what has happened.

Dark Places

Dark Places

We don't want to give her too much grief but what we will say is that we'd be a little bit scared if we bumped in to her in a dark alley.

Just A Little Weird

Just A Little Weird

Again, it's hard to be too critical of people, especially when they're famous and we're so used to seeing their faces, but again, it's just a little weird. Not as weird as if you saw that dude who got all the tattoos and implants to look like a lizard having sex with you grandma, but weird all the same.

Hiding Spot

Hiding Spot

Her mouth is so big I could hide from ISIS and the Taliban in there, should I ever write something that sees a fatwa put out on me.

A Rubber Mask?

A Rubber Mask?

She looks like she's wearing a rubber mask even though we know she isn't Just sayin'.

Better Than Skeletor, I Guess...

Better Than Skeletor, I Guess...

When you get cosmetic surgery and the surgeon is a big fan of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe and you end up looking like Beastman....

Predetermined Expression

Predetermined Expression

This has gotta suck at serious meetings and like, maybe in situations where you're supposed to be on top of things. I mean, this dude looks like he is quite surprised and I don't think he can help that.

This Is Unsettling

This Is Unsettling

I will admit that this image is somewhat unsettling, if not scary, and yet I can't bring myself to look away.

All The Better To Not Smell You With, My Dear

All The Better To Not Smell You With, My Dear

This is actually handy for when your job requires you to encounter pungent environments. The rest of the time it's a little embarrassing.

Bee Stinging, Fly Swatting

Bee Stinging, Fly Swatting

Okay, so without trying to be too brutal, it sort of looks as though someone ran up and swatted a fly on this woman's face ...with a shovel.

Huge Lips

Huge Lips

Look, her lips are just a bit too big, that's all.

Tame The Lips

Tame The Lips

...And again, the lips are getting a bit out-of-control. We think that perhaps it's time they were tamed.