12 Of The Worst Tattoos There Ever Were

The Hands Have Eyes

The Hands Have Eyes

This tattoo is actually pretty cool. It makes it to this list purely for one reason only, and that is due to how incredibly creepy it looks. It sounds nice in theory, a cute little doll face to stare at every time you look down at your watch. But its eyes are massive….and scary.

Hi Scott

Hi Scott

It really is an inconvenience when you got to a meeting and have to get a name card on that keeps losing its adhesive quality. It turns out Scott is a genius only there remains one thing he hasn’t thought of; will he still get the same respect at a conference without a shirt on?



Is This Guy A Dentist?

Is This Guy A Dentist?

Either this guy is a dentist or he just wants to remind people who may have the chance to see his exposed mid-section of the dos and don’ts of regularly brushing one’s teeth. There is another tattoo on the other side of floss.

Shitty Twilight

Shitty Twilight

Well at least there’s plenty of room on this leg to fit Robert Pattinson’s strange looking head. Apart from this depiction making him look a bit like David Bowie, this tattoo cannot be unseen once your eyes have been laid upon it. Sorry.



Missing Child

Missing Child

This guy went to the tattooist with a picture of his sweet little daughter so that he would have her etched on to his sleeve for eternity. The only problem is that the tattooist may have swapped pictures with somebody else’s kid, because this doesn’t look like the same little girl. Either that, or the tattooist is just not very good.

Picture Imperfect

Picture Imperfect

This poor girl looks like a lovely young lady. So does the lady in the image of the picture she holds. The only real issue here is that the tattooist’s depiction of the latter on the former mean that she will have to settle for two out of three. That ain’t bad.



Lost In Translation

Lost In Translation

You know how there are lots of Westerners who go out and get a tattoo in some Asian language, thinking that it says something deep and philosophical when the tattoo artist is having a smirk as he writes “I love sushi” in Kanji? Well, this is a Russian dude who wanted to honor his mother without his friends knowing he was a mummy’s boy. So he chose English….and failed.

Mirror...

Mirror...

It is a lovely idea to get your new born baby tattooed on to your skin forever and ever. The only problem with this particular one is that in this image, the baby kind of looks like Mel Brooks.



Angry Britney

Angry Britney

There are many people who would suggest that plenty of Britney Spears fans are crazier than the woman herself, but it’s next level fandom that makes a person want to go and get a tattoo of their heroine at the height of her lunacy.

Extreme For Life

Extreme For Life

It’s one thing to get a tattoo that of something as lame as the word “extreme”, but there’s a whole other level of unrealized embarrassment involved in not realizing when neither you nor your tattoo artist can spell.



Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty

During a night out with friends, this guy said to his mates, “I’ve always wanted to look like Keith Flint from The Prodigy”. His friends were so drunk that what they heard was, “I’ve always wanted a tattoo of Hello Kitty in the middle of my head…..something…something…Pac-Man……”

Wink, Wink

Wink, Wink

Hey there good-looking! Last night this guy had stars in his eyes but this morning he’s just got stars near his eyes. I think it’s great to cut loose on a night out but don’t visit a tattoo artist when you’re drunk….or when the tattooist is drunk.