20 Of The Best Flirty Text Messages To Send Her

I Wish I Was Your Mirror...

I Wish I Was Your Mirror...

I wish I was your mirror, so that I could look at you every morning.

You're So Hot...

You're So Hot...

You’re so hot, I get a tan every time I look at you.



You Were Amazing...

You Were Amazing...

You were amazing last night. Imagine what it would be like if it wasn’t just in my dreams?

Straight Up!

Straight Up!

I really like our friendship, but I was thinking… Do you want to make it more?



Is This Even A Text?

Is This Even A Text?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?

On My Mind...

On My Mind...

You’re already on my mind, and I’ve only just woken up.

(Let's assume that this car is parked and she's not actually driving, shall we?)



Do Me

Do Me

Do you have a to-do list? If so, put me on it.

Is That How It Works?

Is That How It Works?

I’m a bit like a Rubik’s cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.



Just Practice

Just Practice

I understand you don’t want children right now, but is there any chance we can at least practice tonight?

Careful With This One, She Might Throw Up In Her Mouth

Careful With This One, She Might Throw Up In Her Mouth

The best thing about a keyboard is that U and I are together.



Save Some Energy

Save Some Energy

Don’t tire yourself out at work. You’ll need some energy for later.

Are we going for a run?

Just Masturbate For A Bit Then...

Just Masturbate For A Bit Then...

I’m trying my best to fall asleep, but I just can’t stop thinking about you.



Night and Day

Night and Day

At night time I sleep dreaming of you, and in the day time I dream of sleeping with you.

So Beautiful

So Beautiful

You looked so beautiful the last time I saw you, that I forgot my pickup line.



Not If She's In A Wheelchair

Not If She's In A Wheelchair

Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been wandering around my thoughts all day.

Damn Right I Do!

Damn Right I Do!

You looked great today. I know I didn’t see you, but I know you look great every day.



And The Ear?

And The Ear?

If Van Gogh had you as a subject, the sunflowers would have gone in the trash.

That Doesn't Help Her Finish Work Earlier Though. You Know That, Right?

That Doesn't Help Her Finish Work Earlier Though. You Know That, Right?

Here’s to hoping your day consists of green traffic lights, the fastest line at the supermarket and all the quickest routes that will bring you straight back into my arms.



Well, That And A Billion Dollars

Well, That And A Billion Dollars

On a beautiful day like this, the only thing that could improve it is having you by my side.

flirt.com

flirt.com

You’re like a .com domain name – already taken. And I ain’t about to settle for no .org.